The Adventures of Building a House
as narrated by
Doug Perkins
5 May 2014
Eagerly anticipating
today’s milestone event, was dressed in my work duds and out the door at
0700.Still very lonely two hours later,
called Sean to see if maybe (sic) there had been a change in plans.Got the text message (sent hours earlier) a
few minutes later (thanks for nothing, Verizon Wireless), informing me that
Jimmy Ploof wouldn’t be available until about noon. Jimmy arrived just after
11, and in an absolutely amazing display of excavator expertise, completely
de-stumped the house site in just over an hour of frenetic digging.The size stump that took me 5 hours with the
Kubota to claw out down at the sauna site took Jimmy less than a minute to
unearth.Even with all that raw power, I
swear he could have picked up a sheet of paper with his excavator… without
wrinkling it!Sean arrived, in company
with his brother (and foreman) Ben, just as Jimmy was finishing the stump
removal, which made quite a large pile. With Ben doing the photographer honors,
Sean, Jimmy, and I posed for the obligatory ground-breaking ceremony
picture.Somehow the gold plating seems
to have worn off my shovel.After Jimmy
left to retrieve his truck from the tire repair shop (which is why he was late
arriving this morning), Sean, Ben, and I spent a couple of hours going over
administrative and house specification issues.Spent the next couple of hours coaxing electrons into patterns
consistent with what Sean and I had decided.Jimmy arrived back, with his son, James, at 4:30.The three of us then spent an hour accurately
staking out the house corners, then putting in ten-foot offset stakes so that
Jimmy will know where to dig for the foundation tomorrow.