12 October 2012

Took Dolores up to Kampersville for her final $15 purging of the season, then ran though the RV winterization checklist in record time.  Had her snuggled under the big blue tarp and was on the road south by noon plus 15.  Stopped at Giddings Equipment en route to offer personal condolences to Bob and discuss the reincarnation of my tractor.  That was quite the fire; there was nothing left of the Kubota maintenance building but four totally gutted walls.  Arrived back in Springfield just after 9:30 pm, having fought my way through rush hour traffic in Morristown, New Jersey (of all places) and a major disturbance in the Force caused by an accident on I-95 just north of Philadelphia.

11 October 2012

Spent the morning and early afternoon loading stuffing the van.  Moved Hopea Kanootti into the shed and rigged up a two fold purchase (block and tackle) to hoist her up, up and out of the way.  Ran errands in Middlebury (most important of which was getting some more Ben & Jerry’s 5/16 choker chains at Champlain Valley Equipment) en route to Lynne & Perry’s, where Perry and I moved a new 400 pound woodstove from the back of his pickup into his basement.  Good thing we’re both kinda strong!  While we were working on that little project Bob Giddings called.  His maintenance shop burned to the ground at noon today… with my new tractor in pieces inside when the fire started.  Bob’s people managed to drag all the major components out of the building before the fire got to them, but it’s going to be awhile before they can put ‘er back together again.  Perry and I then drove over to Ο to load my radial arm saw into the van.  I knew the saw table was just a smidgeon too long to fit athwart ships, but the van was so full that the saw wouldn’t fit with the table fore and aft.  “Why don’t we just cut an inch off each end of the table?”, said my brilliant brother-in-law.  Duh!!!!  (…and why didn’t ole sawdust-for-brains think of that solution two years ago????)  Sawing done, the saw fit perfectly in the space remaining.

10 October 2012

Spent most of the day packing up all the stuff in the shed and RV that has to go back to Virginia this trip and verifying that my inventory spreadsheet accurately shows what will be left behind and, more importantly, what will need to be brought back next spring. Late morning took my credit application down to Giddings in Pittsford… and got a call from Bob a few hours later saying I had been approved for the Kubota financing program.

9 October 2012

 
Let the church bells ring!  Sing out loudly and joyfully!  Start the parade!  Got an email this morning from Chree saying she was fine with my buying, not only a new Toyota Tacoma pickup truck, but also the Kubota loader / backhoe / skidder that I described in the 4 October blog posting. Then Jody Baynes called and said that he took my sawmill quality logs to a different mill, where they not only were paying $35 more per thousand board feet, but were using the International ¼ Scale (which favors the logger) instead of the Scribner Scale (which favors the mill for smaller diameter logs) to calculate the yield from the load.  What a great day!!!!  On the way from picking up the carpet shampooer from Lynne & Perry’s, spotted a couple of trailers beside the road with a For Sale sign on one of them.  Unfortunately, the 16 tandem axle trailer that I would have wanted was not for sale, and the one that was for sale was too lightly built for what I will need.  On a sad note, the carpet shampooer quit sucking while I was cleaning the RV carpets, so had to turn off the furnace and open the windows and main cabin door all day to dry the place out.  Got the toe caps on the wood walkway between the third and Halfway There landings.  Because I had plenty of lumber to work with, had minimal trouble cutting the triple compound angle today (of course). Late afternoon went down to Pittsford where Bob Giddings (the owner of Giddings Equipment) and I negotiated over the B3200 tractor, reached agreement for a few hundred less than I had expected to pay, and started the procurement paperwork process.  Did I mention that this was a REALLY GREAT DAY?!?!

8 October 2012

Knew I had just enough 2x4x12’s for the railing between the third walkway landing and the Halfway There landing, with maybe two inches to spare.  Where the last two pieces of railing in that section joined was a three axis compound joint… never an easy task.  Must have walked up and down the walkway between that joint and the radial arm saw a dozen times, cutting the angles wrong and wrong again.  Ultimately, the last piece of wood became too short to use, so I gave up in disgust until next spring.  Someone is NOT a happy camper!!!!  At noon tried to send a simple email to Chree and Verizon, in their infinite big-brother-is-watching wisdom, declared it to be spam and refused to send it.  Then, when I tried to protest that decision via their spamdetector.update@verizon.net email address, I kept getting a message that that address was invalid.  So I spent an hour online chatting with some techie in India, who, after taking control of my computer, was completely unable to replicate the problems.  As soon as we hung up (you guessed it!) any email I sent to Chree was declared spam anew.  Needless to say, the Riunite Lambrusco is taking a serious hit tonight.

7 October 2012


The cold front that rolled through yesterday brought fall with it.  Early this morning, dressed quite comfortably for moderate exertion with a tee-shirt, a long-sleeve running shirt, and a sweatshirt, I stopped down to see Merry for a moment… who (being a real Vermonter) was dressed only in a short-sleeve golf shirt (and pants), and had nary a goose bump. Completed building the Halfway There bench by 9 o’clock, then started putting railing caps on the walkway section between the third landing and the current end of the road. At noon I delivered another utensils drawer mouse to the Silver Lake parking lot tree stump.  Finished the railing caps early afternoon and was just about to break out the generator and belt sander when it started to sprinkle.  Using electrical tools in the rain = not smart, so inventoried, stacked and covered the walkway construction lumber that will winter over.  That done, it was still drizzling, so decided to bring the canoe and kayak up from the waterfront for winter storage.  Problem: how do you carry a 17 canoe in a pickup truck with a 6 bed?  Answer: by constructing a “bed extension” out of some 2x4’s and 2x6x12’s.  That done, drove the Ranger (with my bicycle in back) down to the public access landing at the southern end of Fern Lake, bicycled back to Ο, paddled Hopea Kanootti down to the landing and loaded her onto the truck (secured with my new ratchet straps), drove back to Ο, then repeated the process for the kayak. At dusk, Marty, Heather, Graham, and Gabby came up for a walkway tour.

6 October 2012

 
Got an early start in order to get as much done as possible before the forecast rain started (at 10:45).  Cut and installed the rest of the bench seat supports, installed the four longitudinals for the bench seat landing, put up the next walkway light in the series, double bagged the low voltage wire reel for outdoor winter storage, and got half the deck boards for the landing cut and screwed down.  Marty, Graham, and Gabby stopped by to inspect progress.  Graham, at least, thinks I’ve gotten a lot done since their last visit in mid-August. While it were raining, further refined the waterfront construction plans, made a small repair to the RV stove, and then cleaned under the cook top, where the mice had obviously been going to keep warm... or something.  For those of you who ate food this summer prepared on that stove, let’s just say that I’m so sorry!  At 4 o’clock the rain stopped and the sun came out, so went back to work on the walkway, finishing the landing deck board installation before it got dark.

5 October 2012

 
Less than a year ago I decided to put my money where my mouth is with respect to the unconscionable balance of trade deficit between the United States and China.  Have been wearing Nike running shoes for years, but they are made you-know-where. So bought a pair of U.S.-made New Balance shoes when the need arose last fall.  They have COMPLETELY fallen apart!  Have tried gluing the soles back on with construction adhesive, holding them on with a wrap of packing tape, and, of course, tried duct tape first thing.  Nothing has worked!  Upon return to Virginia, I won’t be buying another pair of Desoto’s. A beautiful day for working (finally!!!!), so put in the other two in-ground posts for the Halfway There bench landing, attached the stringers to those posts, put a top cap on the two posts that will support the bench backrest, cut the longitudinals for the landing, installed one set of the bench seat supports, and cut out a second set (multiple weird angles, so much trial and retrial to get the bench seat the proper height (17”) and angle (half a bubble inclined towards the backrest).  Late afternoon, bit a bullet and plunged into the lake to put the dock steps back into their raised position. After things got numb, the water really wasn’t too bad, though I will have to pee sitting down for the next few days. Had the final campfire of the season, which I’m thoroughly enjoying sitting in front of while typing this missive.

4 October 2012

ANOTHER nasty, rainy day was forecast… and proved true in the morning.  Finalized the design for the walkway Halfway There bench seat and landing, drew up the “cut list” (i.e., a list with the dimensions of the bench building materials that need to be cut from longer / wider stock), then went down to Giddings Equipment and Manufacturing in Pittsford.  Spent an enjoyable hour there with the owner, Bob Giddings, drooling over Kubota loader / backhoe tractors.  He made me an offer that I just might not be able to refuse on a 2012 Kubota B3200 HSD (32 horsepower with hydrostatic drive) tractor with a BH77 backhoe (means it can dig a hole 7.7 feet deep) with a 16” wide bucket and mechanical thumb, a LA504 loader with a much more rugged and wider (60”) upgrade from the standard bucket, a three-point frame (for skidding logs), and 42 pallet forks (for carrying / stacking logs).  And, as I’m sure you were wondering, the difference between having green paint vice orange paint on a tractor? Pretty close to $10,000!  I did pass on the $8,000 enclosed cab with heat and air conditioning.  Back to dull old walkway building in the afternoon in spite of the intermittent drizzle.  Put in the third in-ground post for the 15° bend and the first of the two angled posts that will support the bench backrest, along with the two long stringers that connect those two posts. Digging in the mud is sooooo therapeutic!

3 October 2012

…and speaking of no good, rotten, slimy illegitimate male offspring of female canines: the Triangle Square Circle driveway sign has been stolen once again.  Not only is the sign gone, but so is the bracket that attached the sign to the post, which means that the SOB had the very special Allen wrench that is needed to undo the security bolts that were holding the bracket in place.  To add insult to injury, Marty & Merry’s Jelly Bean Place driveway sign was bent beyond recognition, but not stolen, as they had the foresight to have the attaching bolts tack-welded in place.  The State Police said they would put out a press release…  As it was another totally rainy, nasty day, spent some quality time this afternoon at the local John Deere dealer drooling all over myself.  Does anyone have $35,000 they would like to contribute to the Doug-Needs-A-Backhoe fund?  On a positive note, for a grand total of $13.55 and an hour of my time, there is now a light over the workbench in the shed upper level, which will make working at that bench a lot less touchy-feely.  Late afternoon I noticed that Marty & Merry had returned from their latest foray south, so stopped down to say hello and commiserate about the driveway sign theft / damage. They left last Friday before Dolores and I got back to Fern Lake, so we haven’t seen each other for almost a month.  One thing led to another and ended up taking down to their place an excellent 2005 DeLormier Cabernet Sauvignon (to ease our collective pain) and the beef stew dinner I had planned to serve them in the RV tomorrow night. Another great evening, in spite of the signage issue and weather.

2 October 2012

Installed the last two sets of longitudinals and the final 24 feet of deck boards in the long section between the third landing and the 15° bend that is at the walkway halfway point.  Some of the deck boards that I put on today are a bit slimy from sitting stacked on top of one another under a tarp for the past many weeks. Was maneuvering the hand truck late afternoon, stepped on one of the slimy illegitimate sons, and took a tumble… right off the walkway.  Never fear, the hand truck landed on top of me, so it came through  undamaged.  Though it was only a couple of feet to the ground, I can tell already that there will be some sore spots tomorrow.

1 October 2012

Another nasty, rainy day.  Reinstalled the Triangle Square Circle driveway sign.  Any bets as to how long this one lasts????  Spent most of the day updating my computer inventory of the “stuff” in the RV and shed, and thinking (ad nauseum) that all the items marked for return to Virginia are not going to fit into, or even onto, the van.  Some hard decisions in the forecast for the next couple of weeks.  Goodro Lumber delivered a few more pressure treated 2x4’s and 4x4’s, the materials needed to finish the walkway to the halfway point.  The lake temperature is down to 64°, which is a tad unfortunate as the dock steps blew back over into the lake while I was in Calais… and they can’t be raised without going chest-deep into the water.  Mr. Happy isn’t going to be when that day comes…

30 September 2012

A nasty, rainy day, so spent the morning doing inside repairs and cleaning (including fixing the wall clock, which I thought had bit the big one on initial inspection) and inventorying the supply of wood walkway nuts, bolts, and screws, so I’ll know what to order for the renewal of construction next spring.  Without help from Johnny Walker, moved two mice from the utensils drawer to their new home under the stump in the Silver Lake parking lot.  After lunch drove back to Shelburne to retrieve the laptop.

29 September 2012

Spent all day working with Perry, Lynne, and Jake moving Alverta out of the South Burlington condominium that she’s lived in for the last 33 years and into a senior living establishment in Shelburne.  Realized when I reached Salisbury that I’d left my laptop in Alverta’s new apartment.  Once back at Fern Lake, four fingers of JW Black Label were not nearly enough…

11 - 28 September 2012



After being told about the damage to the hydraulic system (caused when the RV bottomed out while crossing Steve’s field en route to the parking spot) Chree renamed Delores “Dolores” (Spanish for pain).  Spent much of this time logging a portion of the softwood stand on our property in Calais.  My uncle and cousins planted a 3 acre field with Christmas trees back in the mid-1950’s… which were never harvested.  Consequently, today the trees are much too close together, which is keeping the stand from optimal growth.  From the pictures you can see what the stand looks like before and after thinning, and the piles of sawmill quality and pulp mill quality logs that resulted from many days of very rigorous exercise.  Mr. Jonsered has had a workout!  Hopefully my efforts will result in a couple of checks from the mills… and that my labor will net at least $1 per hour… maybe even $1.25!  Was cruising along Waterbury flats (one of the few straight and level stretches on I-89) at a sedate 65 mph, taking Dolores back to Pete’s RV to have the hydraulic system damage repaired, when out of nowhere she started shaking so violently that I could barely see the road.  Felt like a flat front tire on mega-steroids, only worse.  Every drawer flew open, three wine glasses shattered, the wall clock flew off the wall and all the hands flew off the rotating stud), the toaster (which had quit working just that morning) was completely decrumbed, and, in short, the RV interior was totally trashed.  Fighting mightily, I managed to keep Dolores on the road and upright, but came very, very close to a major wreck.  Fortunately there were no other cars around me when the “incident” happened, as I took the whole road to get her stopped and then over to the shoulder.  After I stopped shaking, thoroughly inspected the wheels and suspension… and found absolutely nothing wrong!  So, very gingerly put her back on the road, slowly building back up to highway speed.  No problems!  Got to Pete’s RV a ½ hour later and added a suspension system inspection to the list of repairs.  And they found?  Absolutely nothing wrong!  Had them replace the front shock absorbers anyway, as bad shocks (which could be worn out without external evidence) or bad struts (which are easily inspected and looked fine) are (all agree) the most likely cause of the shaking.  On the afternoon of the 24th, Russ Barrett, The Vermont State Forester for Washington County, came up to walk the land and verified that the correct choices were being made regarding how many and which trees to cull.  Whew!  After two weeks in the shop, Dolores seemed eager to get back to Fern Lake, where we arrived, shake-free, late afternoon on the 28th.

10 September 2012

Spent the day stocking up on Ben & Jerry’s (plus other victuals) and doing small projects that kept me close to the RV in hopes that Santa the UPS delivery truck soon would be there. Applied a coat of Thompson’s Waterseal to the first section of the walkway, whose deck boards were salvaged from a 20+ year old patio deck in Virginia.  Them boards were thirsty; within an hour they were totally dry again!  The UPS truck finally showed up at 4:22 pm; Delores and I were on the road at 4:24, arriving at Steve’s place, 100 miles later and with a $200 stop for gas, at the stroke of 7 o’clock. The washboard on the Pekin Brook Road in Calais surely knocked most of the rust off Delores’ undercarriage!  You were wondering, perhaps, what critical RV system was going to fail next? Answer: the hydraulics, which activates the leveling jacks and makes the slideout go out and in.  Fortunately, the spot Steve and I had picked to park Delores was reasonably level, but still…

9 September 2012

After the heavy rain last night, decided to spend some time with my radial arm saw this morning while the woods dried out somewhat.  First ripped a 15° bevel into a 4′ 4x6 post that will be the inside corner of the next turn in the walkway.  Then turned five previously used (i.e., junky) 2x10’s into 21 fairly decent 4″x39½″ stringers and a wheelbarrow full of fire kindling wood. If you don’t know how 5 became 21, recommend you study the “new math” some more. During lunch, reconsidered the design for the 15° bend and decided to use one tall post, vice the regular in-ground post and railing post combination, on the outside of the turn.  That meant digging out the in-ground post already planted there, moving the hole over six inches (which, of course, was right where an unmovable-without-a-backhoe rock already resided), then very precisely positioning (including top elevation) and planting the tall post (on top of the rock and therefore not very deep).  Also planted the 4x6 post.  Put stringers and railing posts on the other two sets of previously installed but unadorned in-ground posts. With all that done, eyeballed the layout for the halfway-there bench seat that will be located just beyond the 15° bend. Moved a couple of large rocks that would have been in the way.  Swam across the lake and back, again without stopping to rest on the west side.

8 September 2012



High wind warning in the weather forecast for today.  Was a mite breezy, too!  Sitting out next to the campfire pit eating my lunch, I heard a loud crack… causing me to levitate instantaneously and in time to see a 5½″ diameter red oak branch come crashing down… 20 feet in front of the van and completely blocking the driveway. Made quite a dent in the ground! Mr. Jonsered quickly eliminated the blocked driveway problem. Walked back down the wood walkway to resume work and discovered a large, but very rotten, birch tree had blown over.. just missing the walkway.  Got the rest of the deck boards on the longitudinals I installed yesterday, then continued digging holes and burying in-ground posts for the next 24′, down to the 15° corner that marks the walkway halfway point.  One of the holes needed to be smack dab in the center of an old stump that was wrapped around a 35 pound Leicester nugget. That were some fun digging!  Two holes later, there were two large tap roots (one active, one ancient) right where the post needed to go. That were even more fun digging! As you might imagine, my root cutting ax is going to be spending some quality time with Mr. Grinding Wheel. Was starting to thunder pretty good ‘bout 4 o’clock so called it a day, put away tools, and went swimming.  There were whitecaps on Fern Lake!!!!  Got back inside the RV literally 30 seconds before the heavens opened up.

7 September 2012


After Art Tournet (owner of Vermont Pest Control) left me a voicemail yesterday saying that he was booked solid until mid-November, this morning I made up a 1:1 solution of BoraCare and thoroughly sprayed the three areas under which sawdust has accumulated on the shed footers in the last couple of weeks.  At 2:45 this afternoon, just as I was leaving to run more errands in Middlebury, Art showed up at Triangle Square Circle.  (He actually was here to do work at Marty & Merry’s, but their driveway is closed ‘cause Tammy, Fran, and Bob spent yesterday covering themselves in tar resealing it, so Art wanted to access the Lapidus property from our shed turnaround area.)  I explained what I had done vis á vis the carpenter ants and Art said that sounded like a good and sufficient treatment.  Fingers crossed… The reason for the Middlebury excursion? Delores has a drinking problem.  Not to put too fine a point on it, but she’s a real lush when it comes to radiator antifreeze.  The reservoir was completely empty when I checked fluids and pressures this morning, preparatory to our safari to Calais in a few days.  Got the longitudinals, lights, and all but 8′ of the deck boards on the next 28′ of the wood walkway.

6 September 2012

 
The very first tool I needed this morning was one of the quick clamps I left in Virginia.  Told you so!  Using every clamp I do have in Vermont, plus a full panoply of “colorful” words and phrases, I wrestled the new generator floor up into position and bolted ‘er down.  By the end of the morning the generator itself was securely strapped in the compartment, ready for our upcoming sojourn to Calais.  Ran errands in Middlebury in the afternoon, returning to Fern Lake just ahead of a small, unforecast, thunderstorm, which put the kibosh on my barbequing plans for dinner.  Lake temperature still a balmy 76 degrees…

5 September 2012

The missing peeve has been found!  (In plain sight and painted a bright international orange, sitting in our Virginia garage.)  Returned to Fern Lake in a little over 9 hours with a stop a Giddings Equipment to retrieve the new and improved Triangle Square Circle driveway sign.  Kinda boring without the red lights on the dashboard.  Tire inflation warning light was on because the van’s computer thinks more than 40 psi is overinflated whereas the new tires (which I was inflating to 40 psi) are rated to take up to 44 psi.  Check engine light was on ‘cause the catalytic converter is nearing the end of its useful life after 143,000 miles…

29 August 2012

Back to Virginia in just on 9 hours with a stop at Giddings Manufacturing and Equipment in Pittsford to order a new driveway sign.  The tire inflation warning light came on again a mile down the road from Fern Lake, stayed on for the next 507 miles, then went back out as I turned onto Newington Forest Avenue, a ½ mile from the house.  Go figure!!!!  Saw the extent of Chree’s tripping-over-Shlomo injuries upon arrival home.  Let’s just say that it’s a good thing I’ve got witnesses to prove I was in Vermont last Friday, otherwise there would be a restraining order issued in record time.

28 August 2012

 
Called my Virginia mechanic yesterday to make an appointment for the Sienna later this week.  After over a month illuminating every time I drove the van, on the way to / from the Salisbury library today the tire inflation warning light did NOT come on.  At least the Check Engine light is still lit… for now.  After rain off and on all night, the weather still was very unsettled this morning, so kept tools mostly under cover and worked on loading the van with anything I don’t think I’ll need between now and the end of the construction season (…and we all know how that is going to work out!), preparing the site for a week’s absence, and creating more footers, stringers, and railing posts.  During lunch the sun came out and the skies started to clear… just as forecast.  Hauled all my tools (seems like literally) down to the end of the walkway and started attaching stringers to the in-ground posts I put in yesterday.  No sooner was the first one done when a thunderstorm came rolling in out of nowhere, necessitating a frantic scramble to get at least the electrical tools covered up again.  By the time I finally sought shelter in the RV, was more than a little damp around the edges.  A half hour later the skies cleared again, but by then it was time for the library run… apparently on four good tires.  Returned to Fern Lake just before 3, finished putting on the stringers, the associated railing posts, and getting everything put away and secured.  In case you were wondering, the lake temperature is still a lovely 79 degrees.

27 August 2012

 
Forecast was for deteriorating weather as the day went on, with rain likely tonight.  Didn’t want to have electrically-powered tools lying about if the rain came early, so spent the day digging holes and planting the next four sets of in-ground posts. Only two brief rain showers while I was working this afternoon and a third just as I was getting changed for my cool down / clean up plunge in the lake.

26 August 2012

 
After the usual 10 mile bike ride with Marty, intended to get the deck boards on the third landing.  Found out right away that the radial arm saw will crosscut a maximum of 60 degrees and a wee bit.  The first angle to be cut was 69°, which meant having to use the Skilsaw. Uttering a discouraging word (though the skies were sunny all day…), I loaded the generator and Sawzall into the Ranger and tried to shorten the driveway signpost by ¼″ so the mounting bracket holes would line up better… something I’ve had on the to do list for some considerable time.  Found out (after ruining two metal cutting blades) that the steel in that signpost is some tough stuff.  Tried using my hacksaw with a new blade, but it quickly became apparent that the signpost was cutting the blade and not vice versa.  Gave up and tackled to do list item #2: removing the “floor” of the RV generator compartment so that I can lower it 3″ using the expensive channel steel that I got from Lou Nop last week.  Using my last metal cutting blade, the Sawzall made short work of four of the totally rusted bolts holding the compartment floor in place.  Unfortunately, the fifth (last) bolt was in a position where I couldn’t get at it with the Sawzall.  Merde, as they say, alors (if you’ll pardon my French)!!!! Tried a cold chisel, but quickly gave that up as a hopeless approach.  Then remembered that I do have a diamond-tipped blade for the Skilsaw… and diamond is pretty tough stuff so maybe…  (Can you see the light bulb glowing dimly????)  Worked like a champ!  Ate an early lunch, then dragged the generator, Skilsaw (restored to wood cutting mode), sawhorses, and seemingly every other tool I own down to the third landing worksite.  Other than the cuts not being nearly as pretty as when done on the radial arm saw, cutting the deck boards for the landing on site was a lot easier than I was expecting… and certainly saved countless trips up and down and up and down the walkway.  Got the landing finished at 3 o’clock, put away tools, hopped in the lake to cool off, did two days worth of dishes, shaved and showered, and was at Lynne & Perry’s by two minutes to four.  That’s what you call gettin’ ‘er done!  The three of us then went over to Camp Songadeewin (the Keywaydin girls camp) for the annual Lake Dunmore / Fern Lake Association picnic.  Burgers and dogs, great potato salad, plenty of beer and cheap wine, but not nearly enough soda considering it was well north of 80° and downright h•o•t out in the sun.  The new dining hall is, as advertised, gorgeous post and beam construction… and VERY noisy with a hundred or so people trying to hold a conversation inside.

25 August 2012

 
Keeping the string of no emergency room visits going, Marty and I did our first PC2 bike ride… 10 miles around the Neshobe Golf Course loop.  Ended up moving three of the four posts for the third landing.  Needless to say, the one that had to move the least distance was the one that was the most difficult to get back in the ground properly positioned.  Got back to where I started by lunchtime.  In the afternoon installed all the framing for the third landing, then put up the landing light.

24 August 2012

Did errands with / for Alverta in Burlington all morning.  Returned to Fern Lake at 2:30 and promptly got back to work on the walkway took a nap. Awhile later, somewhat refreshed, dug the last hole for and buried the remaining two in-ground posts needed to support the third landing.  Was admiring my handiwork and doing a last measurement check when I realized that all of the posts are in the wrong place due to very poor prior planning on the part of this Perkins. Shortly thereafter, while in the lake soothing my bruised foot and the footprint-shaped bruise on my butt, Chree called to let me know about her day in the emergency room caused by a cute little black doggie, name of Shlomo, over whom she tripped while walking said doggie this morning.  When retrieving a bottle of wine for dinner from the man cave, found a pile of “sawdust” on the shed footer right under one of the oak beams… a beam that I treated especially thoroughly with the BoraCare spray.  On a positive note, dinner at Marty & Merry’s was delicious as always… and somehow my wine glass was never empty after regaling them with tales of the goings on over the last 24 hours. After dark we all came up the hill to admire the walkway all lit up.  In spite of the rocky, root-infested terrain and elevated BAC, none of us ended up in an emergency room…

23 August 2012


Delivered mouse #3 to the Silver Lake parking lot hollow tree stump.  Afterwards, spent an hour uploading 2½ weeks of blog postings to the fernlake.blogspot.com website.  Then put the toe caps on the third walkway section.  That means that 158 feet of the walkway now are complete.  Only 274 more feet to go!  Started work on putting in the four in-ground posts that will support the third landing.  Placement of the first two was very fussy… they have to be in exactly the right position (including height above ground) for both the landing construction and the start of the next walkway section.  Got that done and was about to plant the third in-ground post when a call from Lynne sent me to Burlington for the night to assist Alverta, who was experiencing her first ever ambulance ride as Lynne and I were speaking and, ultimately, again needed rescuing from the clutches of the Fletcher Allen emergency room.

22 August 2012

Finished putting deck boards on the third section of walkway, then installed the railing caps and railing for that section.  Things go a lot faster when there aren’t any funky bends in the middle of the straightaway.  FINALLY found the picture editing / compression program needed to shrink my .jpg files down to web-compatible size.  Turned out to be a MS Office, not a Windows 7, program.  Once I figured that out, was a matter of minutes to load it onto the laptop from my Office 2007 CD.  Captured yet another mouse in the utensils drawer trap.

21 August 2012

 
Spent a couple of hours cutting 5/4x6x12 pressure treated deck boards into 3′ lengths and schlepping them down to the end of the yellow brick road completed wooden walkway. Then into Burlington I went to deliver a college beer refrigerator being donated by Lynne & Perry to Lindsey, Steve’s younger daughter.  Stopped at Best Buy to inquire about the picture editing / compressing software that is MIA.  The Geek Squad were, again, less than no help (two different people blew clouds of smoke up you know where… and even I, no computer expert, could tell they were just making something up to get rid of me). In passing, one of them said they get a lot of complaints about the touchpad on the latest Toshiba laptops. Would have been nice if the salesperson had mentioned that little tidbit when I was looking at replacement computers. Also spent some time with Alverta reviewing the financial impacts of alternative living arrangements she is considering. Check Engine light came on (in the Sienna this time) as I was headed north.  Looks kinda pretty next to the tire inflation warning light that has been on for a month… with the tires (including spare) checked regularly for proper inflation. If it’s not one thing, it’s another… Back to Fern Lake by 4:30, whereupon I started putting deck boards on the walkway section between the second and third landings, getting about ⅓ completed before swim call.

20 August 2012

 
Don’t you hate it when it starts raining when you’re swimming?  Other than that minor complaint, a good day of work.  Installed the last three in-ground posts for the walkway section between the second and third landings, their associated stringers and railing posts, then put on the longitudinals and two of the lights.  All ready to start laying deck boards!  Tasi instructed me on how to access hidden file folders in Windows 7, so I finally could move my Outlook contact list file into the correct (hidden) folder so that Outlook could find it.  Life is good!!!!  Now if I can just find the file that lets me compress 5 MB photo files into a size more manageable for posting into the blog… 

19 August 2012

Had to fire up the RV furnace to take the chill off while having breakfast this morning.  Isn’t this August, the only WARM month in Vermont????  Spent most of the morning scrubbing and buffing, making Delores and her environs ready for guests.  Alverta and Lynne arrived at 11:30, a full hour before I was expecting them. With some frenzied activity, got the remaining preps done while trying to be a semi-attentive host.  Lunch was served promptly at 1.  Jake arrived as we were finishing our repast… and in short order inhaled nearly as much food and drink as the three of us had already put down our gullets.  Perry arrived (not hungry) as the four of us were finishing dessert.  While Perry, Jake, and I sat around the campfire talking about walkway engineering, the two ladies retired to the RV and apparently spent some quality time “evening up the edge” of the still-warm walnut-infused Ghirardelli chocolate brownies.  Least wise the baking dish was a lot less full than I remembered when time came to put the brownies under wrap.  Guests departed at 3, a few minutes before Merry and Graham came up the hill for a walkway tour (and to distract me from attacking the awaiting kitchen calamity).  After the dishes were done, the rest of the day and evening was spent doing financial analysis for Alverta.  Have I mentioned yet how much I dislike the #$@!%^! “new and improved” touchpad mouse on my new laptop?

18 August 2012

Installed the in-ground posts that form the transition from the walkway to the third landing. Skipped to the end of this section because the critical measurements for the longitudinals are from the second landing south to the first two sets of in-ground posts and from the third landing north to the last two sets of in-ground posts. There will be four sets of in-ground posts in this section, with the distance between the second and third sets a non-standard distance (should be 4′ 6″) because of where the third landing has to be to set up for the next section.  Sounds more complicated than it is… which is not to say that I won’t find a way to screw it up somehow, like forgetting that my tape was reading 1″ short when I measured for one of the posts this morning, so had to dig it back up and start anew after I had positioned it perfectly, just in the wrong spot.  And, yes, a 1″ positioning error would have significantly messed up the alignment of the third landing.  And, yes, when I put a post in the ground, it’s meant to stay there forever… digging it back up was a real female dog. Mid-morning Marty came over to request assistance with an urgent plumbing problem. Fortunately Perry has virtually every tool ever invented and the vicegrip with chain device (used for rotating threaded pipe) that he lent us proved to be exactly what was needed to solve the problem.  Was just thinking to myself that the in-ground posts in this section were going in nice and easy (mostly grey and yellow sand with only a few small rocks and very manageable roots) when I went down six inches (okay, maybe it was only four and a half…) and hit the big one, which, of course, was imbedded at an inclined angle.  After probing all around, determined that that critter weren’t coming out of the ground without some serious heavy equipment. So fired up the Skilsaw with diamond tipped blade and promptly stalled the generator (forgot to flip the switch that keeps it revved up so that it can handle a sudden large current draw… like trying to cut rock).  Once the rock had a nice level platform carved into it, tried to drill a ½″ diameter anchor hole with the hammer drill, thinking that this rock looked a bit softer than the granite I failed to drill a month ago. After beating myself and the drill to death for 10 minutes I had achieved a ½″ cavity (okay, maybe it was only four and a half millimeters) and gave that idea up as a lost cause.

17 August 2012

 
While dropping off many radial arm saw blades, my variable width dado (that hasn’t been sharpened in three decades), and the much abused brush saw at Ed Minor’s Saw Shop, found a new home for the mouse under a hollow stump on Shacklets Road… a couple of miles from here, and the other side of the lake to boot.  Called the Geek Squad no help center about the Outlook contact list. Will have to take the laptop back to South Burlington to have that little problem fixed. It’s only 100 miles and 2½ hours for the round trip… but real pretty views along US 7 and you do pass right by the Shelburne Farms Winery.  Hmmm… Surveyed the next section and discovered that the walkway will be a foot below grade level at the fourth landing, so the constant slope plan remains in effect, even though most of the section between the second and third landings will be 3 to 4 feet in the air.  Installed the next two sets of in-ground posts, stringers, and railing posts.  Threatened rain all afternoon, but didn’t start until just after I finished for the day.  Sometimes you just live right!  Finally finished transcribing the week’s worth of blog notes that were hand-written while I was sans computer.

16 August 2012

 
You know you’re having a really good day when every other word, typically uttered with some feeling and volume, starts with the letter F.  I mean, really, did I even cut one board correctly the first time today????  Started the day trying to get my Microsoft Outlook account set up again.  After an hour of frustration, could receive emails, the contact list remains blank (though I know the Geek Squad imported that file from the dead laptop), and I get an error message when trying to send an email.  Started work on putting the deck boards on the second landing.  Soon thereafter was visited by Marty and two of his grandchildren, Graham and Gabriella Glassner.  Installed the rest of the railing cap, railing, and toe cap, completing the first 122′ of the walkway.  Surveyed the next section (alignment and elevation).  Really don’t like how high off the ground that section is going to be… but can’t decide whether or not to abandon the constant slope plan.  In spite of the weather forecast for sunny skies all day, a thunderstorm rolled through at 3 o’clock, giving me an excuse to replenish my honey roasted peanuts supply in Brandon.  Dinner at Lynne & Perry’s – fabulous cuisine and over-the-top presentation, as always. There was another mouse in the trap when I returned to Fern Lake.  Doesn’t sound like he/she/it is enjoying the honey roasted peanuts as much as I do…  Tasi provided a phone consultation which fixed the Outlook outgoing message problem.  Still haven’t been able to figure out how to import the Outlook contact list file into the right place so that Outlook can access it.  The wise turtle completely backed up all of his laptop files onto an SD card… and then slept very soundly for the first time in a week.

15 August 2012


Must have misunderstood the NOAA weather people when they said there was a 70% chance of rain today, ‘cause it was a beautiful day for working.  Put in the other two in-ground / railing posts that define the west side of the second landing, then installed the landing light and the framework for the deck boards.  Late afternoon, Tammy Walsh and Bob LaPorte (who are working together to repair a portion of Marty & Merry’s driveway) came up to admire the walkway and sample my beer supply.  Got the new laptop semi-setup and spent most of the evening catching up with the blog and swearing profusely at the #$@!%#@!!! mouse touch-pad that seems to want to do everything but move the mouse pointer to where I want it in the document.

14 August 2012

Another adventuresome bike ride with Marty. Details withheld in deference to the sensibilities of the viewing audience. Installed the walkway deck boards for the last four feet down to the start of the second landing.  The final board ended up exactly where it was supposed to be, i.e., I did put the final in-ground posts for this section in the right place. Went into Burlington after lunch to pick up my new computer from Best Buy where the Geek Squad folks were able to retrieve and transfer all of the data from my dead computer to the new one.

13 August 2012

 
There was a mouse in the trap this morning!!!!  He/she/it now resides under a hollow stump in the Silver Lake parking lot – two miles from here.  Bike ride with Marty, per usual.  Then put toe caps on the section of walkway currently abuildin’.  Dug holes for then planted the in-ground posts that transition from the walkway to the second landing.  Southern post was right on top of a huge, unmovable-without-a-backhoe rock, so that post ain’t in the ground very deep.  For strength / stability, overcompensated on that post’s northern sister, whose butt end is halfway to China.  Fingers crossed that those two posts are within ¼″ of where they’re supposed to be for the walkway / landing transition.  Installed the stringers, railing post, and final pair of longitudinals for this section.  Surveyed the elevation from from the top of the walkway to the second landing – a distance of 122′ 9″.  With a 1 in 7.5 slope, that elevation change should be 16′ 4″.  Actual, as-built, elevation change: 16′ 1″.  Not too awful bad!!!!

12 August 2012

Mouse (mice?) turned up its pointy little nose(s) at the honey roasted peanuts.  Spent the first two hours of the morning undoing yesterday afternoon’s work on the walkway, fixing the railing post alignment problem and putting everything back together again. This is exactly why the walkway is being put together with bolts and screws, not nails.  After that, carried on with installing deck boards, railing caps, and railings sown to as far as I’ve built (4′ 6″ from the second landing).  Ripped toe cap boards from some really junky “used but good” 2x6’s – stalling (overheating) the radial arm saw motor twice in the process. Time to get that blade resharpened…  Went kayaking at dusk hoping to see some the Perseid meteor shower.  No joy on that, but did see one meteor that was the biggest, brightest I’ve ever seen!