31 May 2011
Errands in Middlebury consumed the morning… but at least my ice cream supply has been rescued from oblivion. Built and erected the concrete forms for the other two tall sections in the west wall. Took the thermometer down to the lake at cooling-off time. Try as I might, couldn’t get the darn thing to register any lower than 77 degrees two feet under the surface. With the air temp today in the upper 80’s, the water did feel just right, so maybe the thermometer is telling the truth. Global warming in action!
30 May 2011
Memorial Day. Installed electrical conduit connections and, more importantly, weed-wacked the driveway in the morning. Erin Pirkkanen and three of her friends came over late morning to go canoeing / kayaking and swimming. Dock still under 3 inches of water. Built the forms for two of the seven-foot high sections in the west wall. Those sections have to be extra strong (and extra-well braced) as the pressure at the bottom of the form when the concrete is poured will be well north of half a ton per square foot. Concrete is VERY heavy stuff!!!! Mosquitoes are starting to come back; had to use the ThermaCELL lantern late afternoon to ward off the little beasts.
29 May 2011
28 May 2011
Worked on forming and bracing the first two sections of the west wall. Would have finished that job easily if I hadn’t discovered, when halfway done, that I’d installed the second tier of bracing 10 inches too high… necessitating tearing out a couple of hours worth of progress and starting over. When the thunderstorm hit (again, just as I was thinking of starting the campfire for some barbecued chicken), I called it quits for the day. The RV main cabin door steps quit working again. Unwrapped the sauna stove to discover that it is not the brand I thought was being ordered. On a positive note, the mosquito control spray truck came by just before bedtime.
27 May 2011
There was a violent thunderstorm in the middle of the night. First thing in the morning both Merry and Alverta (surrogate and real mothers) called to see if I had survived the apocalypse. Nice of them to be concerned! Spent most of the day erecting and bracing the concrete forms for two sections of the east wall. Perry reported that the Home Depot didn’t have the deck screws I need and that the sauna stove (to be installed next summer down at the waterfront) was ready for pickup at Goodro’s. During the ensuing trip into Middlebury the Ranger’s Check Engine light became extinguished of its own volition. So does that mean that there is no underlying problem? Hmm… Also stopped at Martin’s Lumber, who not only had the right screws but also an electrical fitting that I forgot to get from Liam yesterday. Just as I was putting away tools and getting ready to light the campfire another storm rolled through. The barbecued chicken will just have to wait until tomorrow.
26 May 2011
Into Middlebury first thing in the morning: almost out of honey roasted peanuts again and the Brandon Hannaford’s doesn’t carry Bove’s Roasted Garlic spaghetti sauce anymore! While those items were on the list, the actual reason for the journey was to stop in at Goodro’s and order up additional concrete forming lumber and CDX plywood, plus pick up a large supply of refills for the ThermaCELL lantern. The Check Engine light came on in the Ranger during the trip, so an unplanned visit to Junction Auto is in the offing for next week. Goodro’s delivered my lumber at noon; amazing how small a pile you get for $850. Finished bracing the south wall forms. In the midst of that endeavor (which took longer to figure out HOW to do than to actually erect the bracing), Liam Powers came by to deliver the light fixtures that will be installed in the shed lower level, plus miscellaneous electrical fittings I needed, having bought ½″ stock in Virginia only to discover, upon arrival back at Fern Lake, that Liam and Gary had installed ¾″ conduit during their earlier work. After the form bracing was done, made a quick run to the Salisbury Free Library to satisfy an intense Stephenie Meyer craving, then dropped off some money at Perry’s so he could procure for me another 5 pounds of star-drive deck screws when he is at Home Depot in South Burlington tomorrow. The star-drive screws that Goodro’s carries are the ones that failed so completely under load when we poured the shed concrete columns last year. Returned to Fern Lake, hot and dirty, made a bee-line for the lake. There is such a delightful tension while wading into the 66 degree water… too fast and it takes your breath away and important appendages just fall right off; too slow and all the blood is sucked completely out of your body by flying insects with long proboscises. Once immersed, though, the water was amazingly refreshing.
25 May 2011
Bosch rules! In about an hour this morning used my newly purchased Bosch 19-2 8.5 amp hammer drill to bore the ten 3-inch deep holes needed to attach the rebar for new concrete into the shed concrete already in place. Totally destroyed another ½″ super hard masonry bit in the process, but, what the hey, progress don’t come cheap. I hope my hands stop tingling by tomorrow… Alverta arrived shortly after the drilling was done and we spent the rest of the morning and early afternoon swatting mosquitoes taking more measurements of the between-columns rock wall thickness. Then, while she enjoyed a spot in the sun in close proximity to the ThermaCELL lantern, I set about bracing the south wall forms erected yesterday. After Alverta escaped from paradise to return home, I tried to figure out how much of our kids inheritance to spend at Goodro Lumber tomorrow. Options seem to range from “a lot” to “most of it”. While the campfire was turning to cooking coals, turned the Ranger from yellow to green through the magic of water and a sponge.
24 May 2010
There are (at least) 100,000 rocks in Leicester for every resident; there are (at least) 100,000 mosquitoes for every rock. You do the math. Second hot stock tip: The Schawbel Corporation of Bedford, MA, makers of the ThermaCELL lantern… which works just as advertised, keeping those flying bloodsucking insects away from a 15 foot radius around the device. Marty says that the constant rain showers have precluded the Town from spraying… and all that rain has certainly encouraged the little buggers to breed… and breed again. That ThermaCELL lantern, and a double dose of Deep Woods Off, made working outside today quite tolerable. Stripped the forms off the shed auxiliary storage area footers… and, if I do say so myself, I do a mean foot. Then cleaned out the keyways where the poured concrete reinforcing walls will lock into the shed footers. The keyways had accumulated much debris and parging mortar when the rock walls were erected between the columns. Spent the balance of the day building the concrete form for the south reinforcing wall, reusing for that purpose some of the shed column forming lumber. Since lumber costs more than wine these days, am trying to use each piece at least two or three times before consigning it to a bonfire.
23 May 2011
Left our house in Virginia five minutes later than planned, which could have been a disaster in terms of the perennial battle with the Washington area commuter traffic. Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good, as I sailed out of town with minimal delays, resulting in arrival at Fern Lake in just over nine hours… with two 10-minute stops in Brandon on the way. First thing I did on arrival was swat a bazillion mosquitoes who decided I would make a good early supper. Hot stock tip: buy Johnson & Johnson (makers of Deep Woods Off). Managed to unload the van into the RV with only one mosquito making an unauthorized entry. At least I think it was only one… When I started Delores to deploy the slide-out, I heard a strange sound: the main cabin door steps retracting. Sure enough, they appear to be operating absolutely normally again. We’ll see how long that lasts! Maybe a mouse mechanic took pity on me while I was in Virginia. And speaking of mice: no signs of any visitors while I was gone. Went down to take the lake temperature with my new thermometer (66 degrees). Found Hopea Kanootti afloat in four inches of water ON the dock. Good thing I secured the canoe to the dock shack before I left. Guess there was a tad bit of rain here while I was down-country.
13 May 2011
Normal (i.e., Washington traffic is just as frustrating as ever), just less than 9 hours, trip back to Virginia, where the trees were green and the grass was tall.
12 May 2011
Had to cut some additional rebar first thing this morning. Who needs a rebar cutter when a few minutes with a hacksaw, a handy concrete column, a couple of quick-clamps, and a piece of pipe will do the job almost as well? So either the empty truck weight per the registration certificate, or the Carrara Concrete truck scale, or the ancient and much abused baby scale that I use to weigh cement, sand, water, and stone when mixing concrete isn’t too accurate. Which one are you betting on? It took seven batches of concrete (each batch weighing in at 110 pounds per the baby scale) to fill the footer forms, but there was only stone enough for 6¾ loads. At 50 pounds of stone per batch, that equals 338 pounds (per the baby scale), not the 720 pounds I thought I had. That last batch was kind of “sandy” – hope nothing too heavy ever pushes down on that section of the footer. Definitely a FBF beekeeper hat kind of day… and the mosquitoes are starting to make themselves known. After the concreting was done, returned his hammer drill to Perry, then set about securing the work / camp site for a ten-day absence, loading the van with all the retrograde cargo going to Virginia. Was hot and sweaty when that was done, so I went down to lock up the dock shack and took a quick dip in the lake. I’m guessing mid-50’s for the water temperature… not quite ready for swim season. Cleaned Delores after dinner. Too exciting for mere words, but wouldn’t want the mice to think I was a lousy housekeeper while I am in Virginia.
11 May 2011
The “day” started at 2:30 am when I awoke with the realization that I had written 65 inches when I meant to say 6 feet 5 inches on some important design drawings that I had done last evening. Got up for good before sunrise, as today’s schedule (planned, of course, to the minute) was very full. Took all three vehicles into Middlebury in the morning (Delores has been whining about being parked at Fern Lake all the time and never getting to go anywhere.) First trip (in the van) was to Junction Auto to discuss some auto body repair work that is needed. On the way back south picked up the rebar cutter/bender at Taylor Rental and Perry’s hammer drill at his job site. Then spent a strenuous hour cutting and bending rebar and attempting to drill five ½ inch holes in the shed footers. Whoever ordered 3,500 psi concrete for those footers should be taken out and shot! I don’t think a direct hit by a nuclear missile would even chip the surface. Got one hole drilled and then my drill bit said, “That’s it, I’m done!”, and broke in two. Second trip (in the pickup) was to return the rebar cutter / bender, then pick up a quarter ton of ¾ inch stone at Carrara Concrete. I think they’re used to slightly larger orders, as I could have parked the pickup in the bucket of their loader. When I went in to pay, the dispatcher said, “Have a nice day.” Per the scales, they actually gave me 720 pounds of stone… which you can see is not a whole lot in terms of volume. But for the rest of that story, read on! Stopped at Goodro Lumber on the way back to buy a new ½ inch masonry drill bit and the epoxy needed to secure rebar into a drilled hole. Next I took Delores up to Agway for another 17 gallons of propane. She’s now a happy camper. Then the real fun started. Completely destroyed the new carbide-tipped drill bit… and Perry’s hammer drill probably will never talk to me again. Me, I doubt very much if I’ll even be able to walk tomorrow. The person who ordered 3,500 psi concrete should be slow roasted over an open fire… then shot! The bad news is that the five 3-inch deep holes that were critically needed today are only ⅓ of the number that will be needed in another month. The lesson learned here: place rebar into concrete BEFORE it sets! By 7 o’clock I had the footer forms in place and sooooo needed a hug. Settled for a frosty cold gin & tonic and Chef Boyardee right out of the can. Dee Lush Us!
P.S. The FBF were horrible all day; took two thorough dousing of Deep Woods Off to even keep the bites to a reasonable number per minute.
P.S. The FBF were horrible all day; took two thorough dousing of Deep Woods Off to even keep the bites to a reasonable number per minute.
10 May 2011
As of 12:15 pm the between-column rock walls are complete to the stage where reinforcing concrete has to be poured behind the below-grade portions before further stone work can be done. Let the celebrations begin!!!! Here’s a picture of the completed section (7 feet high by 3 feet wide) containing the electrical box. No FBF all morning! After lunch transitioned from mason to carpenter. As you can see, with the tailgate of a pickup and a few quick clamps, voila, you have a mobile carpentry shop. Don’t know whether the Deep Woods Off attracted or repelled the FBF; was too busy sawing and assembling footer forms for the auxiliary shed storage area to pay them any mind, though there were lots of them about. Couldn’t afford to restrict my visibility with the beekeepers hat, so just ignored them.
9 May 2011
A nice breeze all day that occasionally became downright windy. You New Englanders know what that means! Yes, NO bugs all day. Temps in the mid-60’s so perfect working conditions. All four of the west wall sections now are within one thin course of being ready for concrete. Spent a fun-filled two hours after dinner getting all the vertical rebar in place around the perimeter of the shed walls. If you want to know how many rebar tie wires I broke, you’ll have to be here to count. Suffice it to say that the metallic materials recycle bin isn’t completely full.
8 May 2011
Sierra Squared, Delta Squared. (For you literati: a bottle of wine to anyone who can tell me what character in what book used that phrase to describe his daily activity.) Actually went without the beekeeper hat for a couple of hours. Managed to lock the RV main cabin door upon exiting (no one to blame this time but myself… darn!), but have cleverly kept the driver’s entry door unlocked, so no big woof except for the momentary panic when you go to open a door and find it locked… with the keys inside. The picture of the rocks and the level just proves the old adage that even a blind squirrel sometimes finds a nut.
7 May 2011
Except for the FBF (hint: the last two letters stand for “black flies”), a beautiful day. Normal routine: another course of rocks laid on three of the incomplete west wall sections and two courses on the section with the electrical box, this time without upsetting myself while laying the second course. Finished hand digging the area for the auxiliary storage area that will be under the ramp into the woodshed proper. Had to move two big rocks out of the way, one of which (by measurement and calculation) weighed 175 lbs. That little task would have been MUCH easier with a backhoe, but I got the thing lifted and relocated without destroying any body parts. Was ready to dive into the lake at that point, but I don’t think the lake is quite ready for diving. A HUGE boulder that I thought I was going to have to incorporate into one of the footers turns out to be ½ inch clear of where the footer form will be placed. Had to make an emergency run into Brandon after dinner: was out of honey roasted peanuts. No, actually, the RV smoke detector (that gets a regular workout from my culinary attempts) was acting like it needed a new battery, even though I replaced the battery on arrival in April. Well, apparently it weren’t the battery that was bad… One more thing added to the two page list of things to bring up from Virginia.
6 May 2011
Remember how I said that laying two courses of rock on one section in a day was especially tricky. Well I was parging in the final rock in the second course of the section with the electrical box, when that rock fell right off the wall because the parging holding it up (from this morning’s work) just flat collapsed. Many bad words later and I still wasn’t able to repair the damage; will have to wait ‘till everything firms up better overnight. Perry stopped by mid afternoon to retrieve his kayak from the dock, so I had him record the Parging Master for all posterity. You’ll note that Chree’s (once clean) beekeeper hat is in evidence. Puzzle of the day: which is worse, working when it is cold and wet, but there are no bugs, or working when it is warm and sunny, and the black flies are absolutely ferocious? After the rock laying work was as complete as it could be, spent an hour with my round-pointed idiot stick removing rocks and dirt from the cellar hole. Excellent exercise, however the black flies REALLY get angry when you start throwing dirt around. They said on the can of spinach that I had with my steak (introduced briefly to a nice black-fly-repelling campfire) that it served 3½ portions. They were wrong…
5 May 2011
Another nasty, cold, rainy day. The sun came out for five minutes every couple of hours just to tease me, but I’m wise to that game… kept my raincoat on the whole day. Laid and parged two courses in the section where the electrical box is mounted. That is especially tricky since the first course’s mortar isn’t set too well when you start setting rocks for the second course, even though I did the first course first thing in the morning and didn’t start on the second course until after lunch. Also put another course on the other three incomplete sections on the west wall. Finished all that work by 3:15, so picked rock for awhile and moved the last of the spruce and fir that was cut for the driveway to the campfire stack. Now all of the piles of “stuff” that once littered the driveway are gone. Noted that in the electrical panel Liam labeled the circuit breaker for the shed “Doug’s Man Cave”. After all the recent rain the lake water level now is maybe ¼ inch below the top of the dock… on the high end of the dock. On a positive note, Lake Champlain is 3 FEET above flood stage and still rising, making a lot of lakeside property owners over there quite unhappy. No worries here; Fern Lake would have to rise another 60 feet before Delores’ tootsies would get damp.
4 May 2011
When someone takes a rain check, I always thought that meant they were postponing something because of bad weather. Seems that Liam and Gary understand things differently. The significant rain that we were supposed to have received yesterday started just after midnight. (Trust me, when sleeping with Delores, you KNOW when it’s raining.) Our intrepid master electricians arrived early in what proved to be a nonstop monsoon. Only time the rain let up, I took off my rain jacket, which action worked just as advertised on TV, i.e., the downpour immediately recommenced. Gary and Liam roughed in the electrical runs to various lights and outlets, then hooked one outlet up to a temporary feed from the main electrical panel. And now we have power to the people, I mean, to the shed. When I was digging, and then later backfilling, the trench across the driveway for the temporary electrical feed, I found many building rocks, many of which I had previously rejected as unsuitable due to their shape. At this point I am so desperate for stone that if there is the slightest chance a rock once came out of a volcano, I probably will put it in the pile. After Liam and Gary left, shortly past noon, I finished laying a course of rocks in the four sections not yet complete. Decided that one of my least favorite activities is parging rocks in the rain. But, once the cementing was done, a few ounces from the bottle with the black label soon took the chill off. Delores not being the most posh accommodation in town, only thing I had for my libations was a water glass. Just perfect…
3 May 2011
Forecast was for heavy rain and a flood watch for this afternoon, so Liam Powers took a rain check on installing the shed electrical lights and power. Was at work by 6:45, getting the last course on the between-column walls that are exposed to the weather (under where the driveway will be). Now all the east and south side walls are ready for concrete reinforcement. Wore my rain jacket out to continue work after lunch. I’ll take full credit that it rained not a drop all afternoon. Got an additional course on three sections of the west wall… and had done all I could for the day by 4:15.
2 May 2011
Was doing the measurements and calculations to determine just exactly where Fern Lake would be on the Vermont rock, when I discovered that I’m even more omnipotent than I had believed. Seems that I moved the entire Northeast Kingdom to the shores of Lake Champlain. (If you’re having trouble understanding the subtle humor here…and my embarrassment as a True Vermonter… compare the picture to a map of the state.) Oh well, once the cement has set, there’s no turning things around. Laid and parged seven sections of rock walls. A couple of squirts of Eau de Vermont solved the black fly problem. Miracle of miracles, the rain held off until just exactly as I was putting the tarp over the tools at the end of the day. Just for giggles after dinner, punched into a spreadsheet the 236 wall thickness measurements that Alverta and I took yesterday. The rock walls average 5¼ inches thick, but the range (per the random sample measurements we took) is between 3⅜ and 8 inches.
1 May 2011
An absolutely perfect, sunny, warm day… except that the black fly season started and will last for the next two weeks or so. They weren’t too awful bad, but this is just the beginning. Spent a couple of hours scrubbing Delores stem to stern in anticipation of company arriving. Had just finished laying a course of rock on the between-column walls when Alverta made her appearance. After touring progress in the cellar hole, she intimated that I have rocks in my head for the effort being put into creating a garage and a place to keep the rototiller… and which very few people ever will see. Not saying she’s wrong… but this is the first really creative thing I’ve ever built… and I’m sure having a lot of fun (and some frustrations) in doing so. Alverta and I then took a zillion measurements of the thickness that the concrete reinforcing walls will be so that I can calculate how much concrete to order for that pour. While we were in the midst, Mark and Karen Evans stopped by to say hello, having kayaked over from their place across the lake. After lunch, Alverta and I took elevation measurements the length of the driveway so that I can figure out the house elevation relative to the woodshed elevation and how much fill will be needed to achieve a more uniform driveway slope up towards VT 53. Lynne arrived early afternoon, enabling us to put Hopea Kanootti back in the water. Later on, Perry and Erin also arrived, whereupon we started to not cook dinner on Doug’s Special Campfire. We only dropped two hot dogs in the dirt in removing the grill (multiple times) trying to foster some heat. Hours later, dinner was delicious, topped off with Ghirardelli Chocolate Fudge Brownies (with chocolate frosting) fancied up with a cup of chopped walnuts, and served with Ben & Jerry’s Coffee Heath Bar Crunch. Too soon the party ended…
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