31 August 2013

The last piece of lumber was attached to the wood walkway at 12:07 this noon, rendering that edifice complete. Let the celebration begin!!!! Total materials cost: $6,430.65; total labor: about 1,000 man-hours; seeing the walkway all lit up at night: priceless. A mostly rainy afternoon (as forecast), so spent time doing Type A things organizing and cleaning the wood shed shop… TRYING to ensure that everything I will need in Calais for the rest of the summer does, in fact, end up in Calais on Monday.

30 August 2013

Cut and installed the kick plates on the remaining two walkway sections that were barren of that architectural detail.  Then cut and installed, with minimal fuss, the piece of railing for the Halfway Bench landing that defeated me last fall.  (See blog post for 8 October 2012.)  Discovered two more items (my 2½ gallon gas can and electric pad sander) missing from the Vermont inventory ‘cause Mr. Booby left them behind in Virginia.  Grrrrr!!!!!  Swam across the lake and back.  Marty brought his brother, Sid, up for a tour as I was finishing dinner… and really enjoying a Labatt Blue.

29 August 2013

Schlepped the Kubota down to Giddings in the morning for its 50 hour engine oil, oil filter, and hydraulic oil filter change.  Would have done the work myself (and saved a hundred fifty dollars) except that the hydraulic oil filter change was a real bear.  Right after lunch Marty came over for an hour to help feed (while I pulled) the four electric wires down the conduit between the upper and lower walkway ends.  Then I finished connecting the conduit to the lower junction box and connecting all the wires inside.  Flipped on the circuit breaker and… (wait for it!) everything worked perfectly.  I know, NOT what you were expecting from Mr. Booby.  Marty and Merry came over for BBQ spare ribs (the ones I pre-cooked in the oven for seven hours on Monday).  After another hour over a smoky fire they were absolutely falling-off-the-bone delicious.  Once it got dark, we staggered outside for Le Grande Illumination!  Merry did the honors, throwing the switch that lit up the entire walkway, top to bottom and back again by the southern route.  Stunningly beautiful, as expected.  After the Lapidii left, I went for a swim to admire the lighting from the offshore vantage point.  Even more beautiful (and the water was pretty nice, too)!

28 August 2013

Why, oh, why does Dolores hate me so?!?!  Took her down to the Green Mountain Garage in Brandon at 0730, whereupon Mike the Mechanic changed the engine oil (finding that Junction Auto had put a transmission oil filter, instead of an engine oil filter, on the engine at the last oil change), changed the transmission oil (very black; supposed to be red) and filter, lubed the chassis, checked the engine antifreeze, and replaced the spark plug wires (original equipment dating from 1996!).  Mike also showed me why you should keep your car battery clean – there was a 7 volt current flow across the top of the (very dirty) truck battery, which explained (we hope) why the battery was losing its charge while Dolores was in repose over several weeks.  As soon as Mike cleaned the battery, Dolores started right up without recourse to the coach batteries.  Amazing!  We also found (and cleaned up) an extensive collection of acorns, pine needles, and other chipmunk detritus on the top of the engine… a catastrophic fire just waiting for the engine to get really hot, like on the trip up to Calais next Monday.  Whew!!!!  So, headed north up Route 7 three and a half hours (and three and a half hundred) later, was just thinking that Dolores has never run so well when she suddenly started shaking up and down substantially.  Vibration went away when I lifted my foot off the gas, but came back as soon as I reapplied power.  Oh, fiddlesticks, says I!  Limped back to Fern Lake (was somewhat in denial mode) where I heard a chick, chick, chick sound coming from the engine exhaust pipe.  Suspecting another Dolores fowl (sic) canard (actually, that one of the newly installed spark plug wires had become detached), immediately motored slowly back to Brandon. Sure enough, Mike found no poultry when he crawled back under the beast… but the most difficult-to-get-to spark plug wire was waving in the breeze!  Fingers, toes, arms, and legs crossed that the problem doesn’t recur on Monday!  Finally back at Fern Lake to stay by noon-thirty, did some grading with the tractor, cast more grass seed on the slope where the old stairway once resided, then loaded the Kubota on the trailer for tomorrow’s excursion to Pittsford.  Spent the remainder of the afternoon mounting various electrical components (low voltage transformer, weather tight GFI outlet box, and mongo wire junction box) onto the waterfront end of the wood walkway.  An Amber Bock slid down way too easy at quitting time!

27 August 2013

Surveyed the walkway so I could accurately draw it on the site plan that has to be submitted with the Building Permit Application for the Dock Building and Walkway.  Got that done just as the Fyles Brothers truck arrived to deliver 7.2 gallons of propane (all that had been used since the last fill up at the end of May).  Then started ripping old deck planks into 2 x 2½ ″ boards that will become kick plates for the 195 feet of the walkway that still need that component.  Was just finishing up that task when the FedEx truck arrived at 12:45 with the tools Mr. Booby left behind in Virginia.  Thus was able to smoothly transition to installing said kick plates onto the section of walkway between landing #7 and the waterfront.  Finished that section, then cut and installed the mounting board for the lower transformer, just before heeding the siren call of the warm and placid waters.  Swam across the lake and back without pausing to rest on the western side.

26 August 2013


Met with Kate Briggs as planned this morning.  She issued, on the spot, our building permit for the Wood Shed, which we have to prominently display for ten days. On a more contentious note, Kate INSISTS that our wood walkway is NOT a handicap access ramp (‘cause, she says, such a ramp can only provide access to a dwelling) and that the walkway is a “structure” in spite of the fact that it is not among the items listed in the Zoning Bylaws structure definition.  We agreed to disagree on both those points.  Compromise solution: I am adding the walkway to the Building Permit Application that is being submitted for our proposed dock building (that needs a setback waiver) so that the Zoning Board of Adjustment can consider them as a package.  The ZBA hearing will be on 24 September.  While I was meeting with Kate, the Glassner’s former handyman came in to inquire about building a dock for one of his clients.  Kate said that so long as the dock is a temporary structure, i.e., capable of being removed from the water by “two strong men”, then no permit is required from the Town.  I don’t think Kate has any idea what even a small wooden dock weighs.  The design I am submitting with the dock building / wood walkway application includes the 24 x 12 dock I intend to build, constructed to meet the State requirements for a dock for which no State permit is required.  As I was leaving our meeting, Kate expressed regrets that I’m not a full time resident and thus not available to help with rewriting the Leicester Zoning Bylaws… apparently an ongoing project.  Methinks a blessing in disguise!  Returned to Fern Lake, I put the Ranger into winter storage, i.e., disconnected the battery and called USAA to modify the insurance coverage. Also called the Storm King portable generator manufacturer to find out why the electric start no longer works.  Get this: the generator does NOT recharge the starting battery when it is operating, so a few hundred starts later, the battery is out of juice.  What idiot designed that system????  Planned to slow cook some spareribs all day.  Opened the oven to ignite the pilot light and found… yes, the mouse (mice) had removed all of the rest of Dolores’ insulation and made another Taj Mahal-quality nest therein.  Fetched the shop vac to remove said nest and found a baby mouse cowering in the back of the oven.  On my way into Middlebury to spend money do errands, I dropped off the baby mouse at the Silver Lake parking area where I’d put its mother(?) yesterday.  Back at Fern Lake, discovered some home-grown tomatoes on the dinette table.  Also discovered another baby mouse on the kitchen floor, obviously having escaped the hot oven.  So called Perry to say thank you and see about going over to use his printer (Kate wanted a picture of the wood walkway included in the Building Permit Application package.)  Got to Perry’s, by way of the Silver Lake Parking Lot, again, only to discover that I’d put my thumb drive, instead of the similarly-sized Ranger truck key, in my computer case just as I was leaving the RV.  So made the roundtrip to Fern Lake, again, stopping at Kingsley’s Farm Stand to pick up some gift corn for Perry.  Perry gave me an envelope as I was departing, with instructions not to open it until back at Fern Lake.  Inside I found five pages of synonyms for the word “idiot”.  Personally, I’m kind of partial to “booby”…

25 August 2013

Now you see them, now you don’t.  Backfilled the conduit trench (mostly by hand, which was an excellent workout), then used the backhoe to dig a nice deep trench next to the steel pole (and huge concrete base) for the Glassner’s old satellite dish, toppled the critter over, and laid it to rest forevermore.  In lieu of flowers, the family requests charitable donations made out to the Christine Tarrio Perkins Trust.  Kate and her houseguest took Hopea Kanootti for a leisurely spin around the late at noon.  While they were out paddling, discovered (no surprise) that the Ford Ranger battery also was flat, so jumpstarted that truck with the Tacoma.  After letting the Ranger idle for a half hour, found that the battery is still flat.  Merde, alors, if you’ll pardon my French.  Hauled the tandem axle trailer out of its parking spot to check that all was in working order for its upcoming trips.  One marker light inoperative, but everything else seems fine. Made an appearance at the annual Lake Dunmore / Fern Lake Association picnic held at Camp Songadeewin.  While there, introduced myself to Kate Briggs, the Leicester Zoning Administrator, and set up an appointment to see her officially in her office tomorrow morning.  Another delicious dinner and delightful evening at Marty and Merry’s, complete with pictures of Chree’s and my first grandchild, Devin Douglas Perkins.