30 April 2018

Between rain showers, Chree and I reestablished the corner stakes that mark where the barn foundation will be.  Somehow those stakes took a hit during the attack of the Ninja beavers…  Amazingly, only had to move one stake one time to get everything nice and square.  We also shot a depth measurement to the top of the boulder that, yes, Matilda, will have to come out in order for the barn footer to be deep enough.  After the sun came out, Chree, Shlomo, and I spent the afternoon transplanting Tiger Lilies into a delineated no-mow zone out by the road.  Mostly, Shlomo just supervised…



28 April 2018

Finished creating the stone wall footer.  Of more significance, Chree and I reached an acceptable compromise on what to do about the Tiger Lilies that are growing right where the stone wall needs to be built… that is if the wall is to be a steady 24′ 9″ from the road centerline.  Compromise: dig up the flower bulbs that would be under the wall and transplant them to between the wall and the road, with a promise from me not to mow that area.  Towards that end, started removing overburden from the barn-build site, transferring that mix of rich topsoil and sand to the flower bulb transplant area.  As unbelievable as this may sound, the barn-build site is mostly sand, with the exception of that one monster boulder and a scattering of other nuggets.  That is soooooo NOT Leicester soil!

 

27 April 2018

Made one more attempt to excavate the large stump that remains where the barn is to be built.  Not sure why I even tried…  Scratched around with the backhoe in the rock pile for a few hours, creating some more of the level footer where the stone wall will be built alongside Lake Dunmore Road.


26 April 2018

Moved all of the lumber that Toby delivered yesterday into the woodshed, ricked for drying.  Final counts: 84 good 2x4’s (of which I need no more than 76 for wall studs), 16 flawed 2x4’s (which can be cut up for window jacks and cripples), and 6 okay 1x6’s (which will become shelving somewhere in the barn).  Add that all together (quickly now) and it comes to 50.9 board feet of lumber, for which Toby was paid $4.91 / board foot (which included the pickup and delivery charges).  Said another way, each 2x4x9′ 4″ board cost me $2.91.  Similar quality 2x4x10 lumber from Home Depot would have cost $5.22 each.  However, using lumber from one of Chree’s favorite trees: priceless!

 

25 April 2018

Only two small pieces of stump remained on the ash pile this morning… and they were quickly coaxed back into flame.  But then, as forecast, it started raining…  Late afternoon, just as Chree and I were in the throes of getting ready to host a dinner for Marty & Merry (neighbors to the north) and Lorynda Fish (temporary neighbor to the south who’s been staying in Kate Middleton’s house since last fall), Toby Rheaume arrived bearing all the lumber he produced from the hemlock logs.  Working as quickly as possible in the rain, used the Kubota to move the lumber off the trailer and onto the driveway in front of the woodshed.  Threw a tarp over the pile and scurried to get showered (sans clothes this time) before our guests arrived.






24 April 2018

Burn, baby, burn!!!!  With a nod from the Leicester fire warden, spent the day letting fire consume all the slash and stumps gleaned from the barn site clearing operation and stone wall preparation work.  By dark only a few stumps remained, and, pushed together with the tractor, they were busy devouring each other.  Found a whole bunch of wire fencing in the ashes.  Where the heck did that come from?  While paying close attention (sic) to the fire, I finished clearing the miscreant growth along the road frontage, adding that bracken, roots, and other woody items to the conflagration as they became available.

 

23 April 2018

Being a rather stubborn old coot, tried once again to dislodge the last remaining, extra large stump at the barn building site.  No joy… the Kubota just doesn’t have enough power to even wiggle that beast… or the boulder with which it is bonded in true Vermont civil union.  Spent much of the afternoon digging out small saplings and their rather lengthy roots along our frontage on Lake Dunmore Road.  What does that have to do with building the barn, you ask?  Answer: nothing… but one of the (many) other projects on the list for last summer was to build a New England style stone wall along the road, using the copious supply of rocks with which we are blessed (or cursed, you choose).  Where that rock wall needs to go (3 rods or 24′ 9″ from the road centerline) is completely overgrown, said overgrowth needing to be excised before a wall can be built.  The good news is the growth is all small enough to be ripped out of the ground with the backhoe.  The bad news is that obviously there used to be a stone wall along the road in that location and the growth’s roots are all tangled around, what is now, stupendously rocky “soil”.  The backhoe teeth are gonna need replacing… soon!

18 April 2018

Preface: at the time we built the house there was a beautiful, very large, hemlock that resided in our front lawn at the corner of the car turnaround area.  Last summer that tree up and died, most likely as a result of its roots having been damaged during house construction.  Very sad!!!!  With help from the 100 foot steel cable and Chree driving the tractor while praying fervently, I dropped that tree in the 10 foot wide space between some other trees and the woodshed.  Miracle of miracles, that felling was done without destroying (or even damaging) the woodshed.  The trunk of the hemlock was cut into six logs, each 9′ 6″ long, with the smallest piece still 9″ in diameter at the small end.  That’s potentially a LOT of board feet of lumber!  Our intent was to, someday, use that lumber in building the barn.  Fast forward to this morning.  Toby Rheaume (logger extraordinaire, who also owns a portable sawmill) showed up first thing, bringing along his extra-large dump trailer.  Without more than normal difficulty, we loaded the hemlock logs into Toby’s trailer using the Kubota’s forklift.  Toby then took the logs away to his place over in Salisbury, where he will saw them into rough cut 2x4’s, i.e., the boards will measure a full 2″ x 4″.  With some minor smoothing in my thickness planer, those 2x4’s will become the barn’s wall studs.  After Toby left, dug out all the remaining stumps at the barn site, except for the monster wrapped around the boulder that will need Jim Ploof’s excavator to dislodge.  FYI: the lake now is mostly thawed and the water temperature (2 feet under the surface) is a brisk 35°F.


15 April 2018

Spring has sprung; the grass ain’t ris.
Do you wonder where the flowers is?
Underneath the snow and ice, he says.


14 April 2018

Since we’re under a winter weather advisory today for sleet, snow, and freezing rain and I was feeling kind of masochistic macho, figured I’d try to get a few more stumps dug out.  Actually was successful for the first half dozen, including the second-largest stump needing removal, which was the stump for the maple whose core was rotten.  But, after two hours I was back to trying to dig completely frozen ground and was, myself, completely frozen.  In keeping with that theme, Fern Lake also is still completely frozen.


12 April 2018

Perry made several trips to cut up and haul away the hardwood trees that he will use for firewood.  (Chree and I already have many years supply of hardwood logs destined for our wood stove.)  While Perry was busy chain sawing, I started to dig out the stumps left from yesterday’s mutant ninja beaver attack.  Turns out winter isn’t quite over here in Vermont… the ground is still frozen (solid!!!!) from the surface down 6″.  I mean solid, like concrete.  Got a few stumps out where the sun has been penetrating, but the rest will have to wait for warmer weather… except for the largest stump (of course!) that appears to be wrapped around a monster boulder, both of which will need a non-Kubota excavator to dislodge.


11 April 2018

With the approved Zoning Permit and Mr. Jonsered in hand, set out to attack the stand of trees where the barn will be situated, formerly the location of the barbeque pit that Chree, Geisha, and Shlomo dug back in June 2009.  First step was to move two piles of “used-but-good” lumber being stored under black tarps in that area.  Pulled the tarps off and found many furry creatures inhabiting the Trump Tower of mice nests.  Properly encouraged, the mice scampered away, inevitably going to join their not so wealthy cousins living in Delores.  With the exception of one 70 feet tall maple, all two dozen or so trees were easily taken down without coming anywhere near Delores or other fragile objects, i.e., yours truly..  The aforementioned last tree was leaning severely to the west… and needed to come down in an easterly direction, as destroying the house main power panel was not, I thought, a good idea.  So, set up my tall extension ladder, very gingerly climbed to the top (thinking, as I ascended, “Chree isn’t home, so if I fall off this thing I am totally fill in the blank.”), and attached my 100 feet x ¼″ steel cable.  With the other end of the cable fastened to the tractor backhoe, put a lot of tension on the tree.  So far, so good!  Made the front cut, then started the plunge cut to define the felling hinge.  The chainsaw went through the middle of the tree like there was nothing there because… there was nothing there, i.e, the tree was totally rotted out.  Understand that when pulling a tree down in a direction radically different than the one it naturally wants to go, a solid, extra thick felling hinge is absolutely critical.  Understand, too, that pulling a tree down with the tractor normally is a two person job… one not-too-bright gutsy lumberjack running the chainsaw and a life insurance beneficiary driving the tractor.  So, in baseball parlance, the count was 0 and 2… and Delores and I were just a tad bit nervous.  But, nothing ventured, nothing gained, so I cut the trigger (the small portion of the felling cut that is left intact until ready to drop the tree), then ran, not walked, to the tractor and drove away.  Five minutes after the tree hit the ground (right, I might add, where it was supposed to), Perry arrived…  No surprise, after using a chainsaw all day for the first time in six months, I was pretty much knackered by this point.  So, while Perry cut up and hauled away hardwood firewood, I downed one of the best tasting whiskey and gingers ever… and 1,600 mg of Ibuprofen.

 

 

3 April 2018

Heard back from Tim Comes that 2x4 studs will be fine for the barn walls.  However, each of the roof hips will need to be double 1¾″ x 14″ LVL (laminated veneer lumber) beams.  Those critters be H E A V Y!!!!  My back is hurting already…  Even heavier (though the tractor forklift should be able to place them in position), the 16 feet wide barn door header will have to be double 1¾″ x 16″ LVL’s.

2 April 2018

Finalized (yeah, right!!!!) the barn design and submitted it to Tim Comes, one of the owners of Goodro Lumber, my favorite place to spend an inheritance.  Tim, in turn, submitted the plan to a structural engineer to answer the weighty question of the day: Given the barn roof design snow load of 57,330 pounds (yes, those white fluffy things do get kinda heavy hereabouts) can the barn be built with 2x4 studded walls or will 2x6 studded walls be required?

26 March 2018

Met with Mary Anne Sullivan, the Town of Leicester Zoning Administrator, to submit an application to construct the barn / third garage (why stop at two?) / auxiliary storage building that is desperately needed to house the man-toys that have accumulated.  All was going too smoothly until Mary Anne noted that neither Chree (the official landowner) nor I (the applicant) had signed the application.  My part was easy.  Chree, in Middlebury at the gym, had her ears on (fortunately!) and stopped by the town office on her way home before Mary Anne left at noon.  Fortunate, because Mary Anne is only there on Monday mornings.  Is this screw-up and rapid fix a harbinger of things to come.  Stay tuned…