15 November 2018

Just before noon, Chree and I returned from six days at Alex, Katy, and Devin’s.  Shortly thereafter, I espied Mike Many out by the barn, taking down and taking away his staging and other assorted weapons of mass destruction.  Mike finally saw, and approved, the cap I had built for the top of the cupola.  After discussion, he agreed that, if he finished the cupola metal roof down at his shop this winter, come spring, it could be hoisted onto the top of the barn without damage.  So I fired up the Kubota and forked the cupola down the road a half mile.  Then I spent the rest of the afternoon converting the tractor into a snow-blowing machine, as the forecast is for 6″ – 9″ of snow tonight.  Wait, it’s not even Thanksgiving yet!

8 November 2018

Finished putting the extension jambs on the barn people door hinge side, then, with help from Chree, put on the ⁵/₄ x 4 Koma® door trim and top drip edge.  In English: the people door is pretty much done and, after a coat of paint on the trim and jambs, will be ready to have shingles installed on the surrounding walls (a project for next spring).


5 November 2018

Installed the screen rack in the barn loft this morning.  Not too shabby!  After lunch, finally stopped procrastinating and started building the extension jambs for the barn people door.  You’ll recall that I mistakenly ordered that door with jambs for a 4 inch thick wall, forgetting that the concrete curbs were going to be 6 inches thick.  So I have to fabricate extensions for the jambs, made significantly more challenging by the fact that the door is plumb (uh, huh) and the wall is plumb (uh, huh) but somehow there is a 3/₁₆″ difference in the jamb width between the top and the bottom of the 80″ tall door.  There also is a ¼″ difference between the door jamb and the wall framing, top to bottom, on the latch side of the door.  So the latch-side jamb extension has to be a trapezoid in two directions.  Fortunately, some adroit use of my thickness planer allowed me to achieve close enough to the two desired tapers for government work.  By whiskey drinking time, the top and latch side extension jambs were screwed into place.


4 November 2018

The last bit of tomfoolery in the barn loft is to fabricate a rack to hold all the Anderson window screens for the six months each year they are not needed as insect protection devices.  Again using nothing but scrap material left over from earlier barn construction, cut out all the pieces needed for that rack.

3 November 2018

Finished sorting the 24 boxes of cedar shingles and then moved them to the barn loft (neatly organized, OF COURSE).  Also removed to the loft various items heretofore residing in the house storage room but not needing a climate-controlled venue in which to live out the rest of their lives.  When the kids inherit the property, they are going to have so much fun trying to figure out why the _____ we kept that stuff all these years.


2 November 2018

Finished the barn loft shelves.  Even if I do say so myself, they came out really well… some of the best rough carpentry I’ve done.  Chree made sure they were plenty strong…  After lunch, transitioned to sorting cedar shingles by size.  Got half (12) of the boxes done by quitting time.  Now, you’re probably saying to yourself, “Sorting shingles!  There goes Doug being a Type A AGAIN!!!!”.  Maybe so, but past experience (woodshed and sauna buildings) has taught me that the shingles go on a LOT faster if they are presorted so that you can just grab the one you next need instead of having to paw through a pile / box looking for one the right size.




1 November 2018

With much help from Chree, started building the barn loft shelves… which are being made entirely from “scrap” material left over from earlier barn construction activities.  Only whacked my head on low-lying roof joists countless times while putting up the shelving framework.  You’d think the first blow would have knocked some smarts into my poor excuse for a brain…

30 October 2018

Used seven leftover pieces of odd-shaped Zip System® roof sheathing to cobble together two jigsaw puzzle 4′ x 10′ 9″ storage platforms up in the barn loft.  Calculated that those two areas can withstand a minimum 60 pounds per square foot live load… more than sufficient for our bulk storage needs.

29 October 2018

Built another, higher, shelf in the southeast corner to hold various “stuff” associated with the Kubota and trailer.  Also took down the 2x4 strong backs that supported the wall jacks on the inside of the barn.  That “used but good” lumber is destined to become shelving supports in the barn loft.


27 October 2018

Built a shelf in the southeast corner of the barn to hold the Kubota’s diesel fuel cans.  Heaven forbid that they should have to sit on the concrete floor!  With the air temperature back up into the mid-40’s, the silane lake is almost gone…

26 October 2018

Took Delores down to the RV Medic “clinic” in Florence (Vermont) to have her hydraulic system repaired.  You don’t want to know what a new pump motor and oil reservoir cost.  Let’s just say that the check from Buffalo Mountain for the saw logs Chree and I harvested earlier this month just barely covered that little unexpected expense.  Gaaaak!  Even though landmasses are only just emerging from the depths of the silane lake, put everything back into the barn ahead of approaching rainy weather.  The barn certainly is not too large…  And, no, that doesn’t mean I need fewer man-toys.  Don’t be silly!  Since the trailer jack stand doesn't have a wheel, fabricated a little wheeled platform for it to ride on while residing in the barn.  With the jack stand sitting on the platform, I can move the trailer around easily by hand.  He's just so clever, that boy!

 

25 October 2018

Looked all over the 5 gallon can of Master Protect® H 440HZ breathable, solvent based, silane penetrating water-repellent sealer (formerly Hydrozo® Silane 40 VOC) for some indication of what environmental conditions are required when that product is applied.  Nada… except for paragraph after paragraph, in English, Spanish, and French, warning that this stuff will kill you if you even look at it sidewise. Oh, yeah, and it’s also highly flammable.  Judging by the fact that the inside of the barn is still pretty much a lake hours later, perhaps the barn floor should have been just a wee bit warmer than 39° when I coated it this afternoon.  If the silane ever is absorbed, it will keep salty snowmelt water from penetrating and damaging the barn floor.  At least, that’s the theory…  Also built five supports 36″ above the floor along the south wall, which will be used to store the many 20 foot long pieces of Koma® trim that need an out-of-the-way place to overwinter.


23 October 2018

Spent some quality time in the shop fabricating a very cute 9½″ square wood cap for the peak of the barn cupola roof.  Made the cap from a scrap (used but still good?!?!) piece of 2x6 pressure treated lumber that has been lying around ever since it was used to form the sauna concrete footers in May 2014…  But wait, if you call right now originally that 2x6 was part of the staircase (built in the late 1980’s) that led from the Glasner’s (now Kate’s) house down to our waterfront.  So it’s practically an antique!  Hope the tax assessor doesn’t find out I used such a valuable piece of wood for the tip top of the barn.  If you’re wondering why I built the wood cap, that’s because Mike will be putting a metal cap on the cupola peak, which must be solid on the inside so that we can attach securely the flying pig weather vane that every Vermont barn must have.


21 October 2018

Mike and Pikey showed up mid-morning and quickly rigged a 2x4 ramp from the roof edge up which the cupola can slide to its foundation at the roof peak.  The plan was to hoist the cupola as high as the Kubota’s folks will go, lift the cupola onto the staging, pick the cupola up over the roof edge, then slide the beast up the ramp to the roof peak.  Great plan!  Only problem is that it started snowing (yes, s∙n∙o∙w∙i∙n∙g) in the midst of getting ready, making the roof much too hazardous to be working on.


20 October 2018

Mike and Pikey came over late morning and spent a few hours putting the metal flashing around the cupola base on the barn roof’s peak.  When that was complete, they measured the cupola base and the inside of the cupola’s bottom trim.  Miracle of miracles, the cupola will, indeed, fit easily over the cupola base.  It’s a good thing there are a plethora of acorns this year…

16 October 2018

Two phone calls later, the ⁵/₄ x 6 Koma® trim finally was delivered.

12 October 2018

Goodro’s delivered 24 boxes of Maibec Nantucket® eastern white cedar shingles prefinished with H2BO bleaching stain, plus 600 ft2 of Home Slicker® cedar breather mesh.  The mesh will provide an air channel between the barn’s Zip System® sheathing and the shingles, helping to keep the shingles from cupping... or rotting!  Only $4,500 worth of materials!  Not on the truck were two pieces of ⁵/₄ x 6 Koma® trim for around the overhead door opening…

6 October 2018

Mike and Pikey arrived just before 11 and spent a half day putting the hip caps on the east end of the barn roof.  They brought along a buck of their own staging to work from, so I removed the Goose Creek wall jacks and then sent an email to Sean asking him where he wants them delivered.  Pikey also brought along 72″ lengths of threaded rod in both ¼″ and ⁵/₁₆″ diameters… he thinking that the strength of the larger diameter would be needed to hold the cupola down.  Did the calculations and eight pieces of ¼″ rod will withstand over 8,800 pounds in tension and 5,300 pounds in shear.  Sounds like enough to me!  So cut the ¼″ rod into 9″ pieces and then used Mr. Angle Grinder to remove the eight ¼″ x 7″ too-short hold-down bolts from the cupola.

5 October 2018

Safely returned (i.e., still possessing all twenty fingers and toes) from our annual logging “vacation” in Calais, found that Mike Many and his crew had finished putting all the metal panels on the barn roof while we were gone. They also had installed the hip caps on the west end of the building.

22 September 2018

Mike, Pikey, and Zach here most of the day roofing away. They finished putting panels on the east side and half of the north side.  Chree and I continued stuffing Delores with all of our worldly goods plus a few tons of food.

20 September 2018

Visited with Mike Many while walking Shlomo this morning.  Mike recommended raising the cupola base a few inches in order to accommodate the metal roof ribs and hip caps.  Back at the barn, careful measurements showed that the cupola, as built, wouldn’t have fit right even without the ribs and hip caps interfering.  Who designed that thing?  So added 2″ to the cupola’s foundation on the top of the barn roof, which should (note I said “should”) solve the problem.  Will have to cut off and remove the eight ¼″ x 7″ tie-down bolts and replace them with ¼″ x 9½″ threaded rods.  Loaded a bunch more “stuff” into Delores, including $107 worth of petrol. 

17 September 2018

Charles Goodrich came by mid-morning and took away all of the Goose Creek tools and staging.  Very sad!  I really had grown fond of the chop saw… and the 20 foot aluminum plank, though heavy, was very popular with the roofers.  Only things left are the wall jacks.  Jeff Many (Mike Many’s cousin) and Ryan Tarbell (Jeff’s son) from Green Mountain Door arrived late morning and spent many hours installing the barn’s 16 foot wide by 8 foot high overhead door, operated by a Liftmaster® ½ horsepower door opener. Jeff even programmed one of the Tacoma’s HomeLink® transmitter buttons to operate the new door… and gave me a key fob for the Kabota that does the same thing.  So high tech!  Gave the Kubota a bath, amongst other preparatory tasks for our upcoming annual logging trip to Calais, as Chree only likes to operate a clean log skidder.


16 September 2018

Mike Many and crew here in the morning and finished putting the metal roof pans on the south-facing roof, then got a little more than half of the east-facing roof done before being diverted to other pursuits.  Alex, Katy, and Devin headed back south at 11 after another most enjoyable visit.

15 September 2018

Katy, Alex, & Devin arrived in time for breakfast to commence a short fun-filled weekend visit: swimming, canoeing, kayaking, Frisbee golf, croquet, shooting, barbequing, the obligatory heart’s game, and a very interesting tour of the Omya marble quarry in Middlebury. Mike Many, Mike Many, Jr (Pikey), and Zach Saxe (who lives at the north end of Fern Lake) got here about 9 with the first pieces of metal roof edge trim.  Unfortunately, things went a bit downhill from there, as Mike and crew struggled until nearly 1 o’clock to get Mike’s forklift started, said forklift needed to hoist the coils of metal roofing material onto the de-coiler stand so that they could fabricate the roof pans.  The guys returned about 2 and started putting roof pans into place, getting the east half of the south-facing roof done by Labatt Blue time.

 


14 September 2018

Finished putting in the overhead door facing trim and applied a coat of paint, mostly to the Koma®.  Built a small workbench at the back of the barn.  Lake temperature still a refreshing 76°.

 

13 September 2018

Ripped the 1x8 Koma® that was delivered last week to a 6¼″ width, that being the theoretical width of the overhead door facing.  Why “theoretical” you ask?  ‘Cause the actual facing width measurements varied between 6⅛″ and 6⁹/₁₆″.  Using many quick clamps, was able to install the horizontal, very floppy, 16′ top trim piece by myself.  Also put in the right-hand vertical trim piece.

12 September 2018

Finished running 14-2 wire for all the lights this morning. Wired up the 3-way switches correctly first try! All lights shining brightly except for one interior light (for which I need a junction box part from Lowes) and the two exterior lights (to be installed in conjunction with shingling the barn). Took all afternoon to install the eight wood “wedges” that will help anchor the cupola.  Reason it took so long to do that relatively simple task: having cut the 45° angles for each wedge correctly some time ago, decided today that they were wrong, so cut them the other way, only to discover that (1) they now were wrong (spatial orientation is so not my strong suit!) and, (2) cut again the original way, they now would be too short.  Grrrr!  So had to fabricate all new pieces.  The original pieces were created using the Goose Creek table saw… which I no longer have.  Doing the same work on my radial arm saw: not nearly so easy or safe… but I got ‘er done without losing any fingers.  Chree made my pre-prandial whiskey and ginger extra strong tonight.  I didn’t complain…

11 September 2018

Two major problems solved today!!!!  Ray from R.V. Medic in West Rutland came up this afternoon and quickly diagnosed, then repaired, Delores’ ailing main cabin air conditioner.  Well worth the $200 service call / repair cost.  (Divorce is so much more expensive!)  Of course, this means that the weather in Calais in a couple of weeks will be well below freezing… Surprisingly, taking out the barn’s southeast window without damaging the flange was not at all difficult; hardest part was removing the Vycor® from the window sill… that stuff sticks like there’s no tomorrow!  Pulled out the faulty 12-2 wire and found… nothing obviously wrong!  Ran a new wire to the outlet and no more ground fault, so we be smilin’!  Chree helped me take out and put back in the window, which now looks and operates just as perfectly as when originally installed.

10 September 2018

Took Delores down to Green Mountain Garage in Brandon for her annual inspection, which she passed handily.  Ran (until I ran out) 14-2 lighting circuit wire in the barn, getting the two lights in the loft area glowing brightly.

9 September 2018

Attacked Delores with our carpet cleaner.  Rediscovered that the settee actually has some vibrant colors in the fabric.  After removing many tanks of really, really black water, Delores looked and smelled habitable again.  Fitted Delores with an electronic pest deterrent device “guaranteed” (in very broken English) to keep mice, other rodents, and even mosquitoes away.  We’ll see…  Also finished painting the barn soffits and fascias.  Sunday sauna at six five.

8 September 2018

Spent the day cleaning inside Delores.  Trust me, you don’t want to know the gory details.  On a positive note, some of the mice did use the toilet… they just forgot to raise the lid first.  They also chewed a hole in the fiberglass shower enclosure.  I mean, really!!!!

7 September 2018

Today was plank moving day… and by the end of the day the Goose Creek 20 foot aluminum plank sure did get heavy.  Says on the label plate that the plank is rated for 500 pounds.  Obviously what they meant is that the plank weighs 500 pounds after being lifted and carried a dozen times.  Started off moving the plank around to each side of the barn so that all the seams between the soffit boards and between the soffit and the fascia could be sealed with Phenoseal®.  Also used Red Devil Onetime® lightweight spackling, aka “fluff”, to fill in the pin holes created when Steve and I nailed up the soffits.  Then around I went again with the plank, sanding the soffits, fascias, and feature strips.  Then around I went putting the final coat of paint on the whole works… until I ran out of paint with just the east side left to do.  Chree liked the “frosted” look that resulted when I brushed the paint onto the north-side soffit with my hair.  Took the tarp off Delores and discovered that it has been mouse and chipmunk party time inside the RV for the last 11 months.  Unfortunately, the rodents, after totally trashing the place, forgot to clean up after themselves.  Also, when they needed comfy bedding, the critters chewed chunks out of the mattress.  Recommendation: buy stock in Procter & Gamble, the company that makes both Mr. Clean® and Febreze®.

 

6 September 2018

Steve came over again this afternoon, soon after a cold front rolled through, giving us a spot of much needed rain and then drastically reducing the temperature and humidity.  We put up the soffits and soffit vents on the south and north sides, saving the latter for last as that side is the most visible.  Which side, of the four, came out the best?  Dedicated blog readers will be right with their first answer: the least visible south side.  Oh, well, that’s why they invented Phenoseal® caulk.  In the 20 minutes just before G&T time we also put up the ⁵/₄ x 2¾″ Koma® trim that butts up against the soffit on the wall side all the way around the building.

5 September 2018

What was your brain doing at 3:18 this morning?  Mine was having an epiphany, to wit: perhaps the hot side of the electrical outlet under the southeast barn window is coming in contact with the still damp and very narrow wooden outlet box embedded in the concrete wall, causing the outlet to ground-fault.  Checked that theory after breakfast only to find, alas, that my brain needs more sleep.  Steve Ingram came over this afternoon to help put up the soffits and soffit vents on the west and east sides of the barn.  Glad we did the less visible west side first, as there were a few areas that will need lots of caulk lessons learned with that initial effort.  Heat index hit 100° again this afternoon, which made the 75° lake feel just fine at quitting time, thank you very much.


4 September 2018

Houston, we have a problem disaster!!!!  Wired in the outlet that is under the southeast barn window and, as soon as I restored power, the GFI that protects that circuit popped.  Checked all connections and found nothing wrong, which means my worst nightmare likely has come true: the wire that runs to that outlet must have been damaged under the window as we forced it around two sharp 90° bends and through the piece of ½″ EMT that “protects” the wire from stray nails.  Bottom line: that wire run will have to be replaced and, at this point, the only way to do that is to remove the window… which, you’ll recall, was put in to stay forever.  I need a hug… and to shoot the barn’s designer!  Soon after discovering the foregoing, carefully measured 27 feet of wire to run to the last outlet in the barn (under the northeast window), got it hooked up at the feed end and stapled into place, only to find that the wire was 12″ short at the load end.  Enough to make a grown man drink heavily weep!  Nothing for it but to rip out the too short wire and try again, achieving success the second time around.  Also ran the last lighting circuit wire into the electrical subpanel.  Under the cover, where no one will ever see the professional quality workmanship, the inside of the subpanel does look very nicely done.


3 September 2018

Took four of the MDO soffit boards over to Steve Ingram’s this morning so that, using his table saw, we could rip them into the two pieces that will fit either side of the soffit vents.  Shlomo, recognizing a golden opportunity when he saw it, snuck off to the lake three times while Steve and I were doing our sawyer thing.  While Shlomo was drying off in the sun back at our place, I ripped my stock of ⁵/₄ x 6 Koma® into two equal sized pieces using ye olde portable circle saw with rip guide, convinced the whole time that I didn’t have enough linear feet for the trim for which they will be used.  Finished the sawing the last board and realized that I’d screwed up the math again ended up with way more linear feet of trim than will be needed, which is another way of saying I cut two very expensive Koma® boards that, if whole, could have been returned to Goodro’s for a substantial credit.  The bruise on my rear end should fade away someday…  Giving up in disgust on carpentry for the nonce, turned my hand to electrical work, installing the rest of the outlets that are imbedded in the concrete walls.  Then I fabricated and installed the front, mid-span vertical support for the southern set of loft shelves, ‘cause that support will have an outlet flush to its front face.  That done, realized that I was way overdue for some quality cooling-off time in the lake, accompanied, of course, by a certain black doggie.

 

2 September 2018

This was RV power day.  First step was to very, very carefully use the backhoe to excavate the 10-2 UF wire (UF = underground feed, which means the wire can be direct buried vice having to be in a conduit) that brings power to the RV.  Only had to dig up the section of wire that was between the main power pedestal and the south edge of the driveway (where the wire enters a conduit that runs underneath the asphalt).  That digging went pretty smoothly until I got to the top of the little hill where the pedestal is located.  There the wire plummeted downwards; ditto the end that once was connected to the electrical subpanel that was on the main pedestal until last Friday.  I dug and I dug and I doug some more, getting halfway to China before the wire leveled out.  Seems some IDIOT ran the RV wire UNDERNEATH the 4″ conduit which connects the main pedestal to the house!!!!  What was he thinking?!?!?  Wire finally freed from the bowels of the Earth, next step was to feed it through the conduit that was inserted into the barn’s western concrete wall just for that purpose.  Except that some IDIOT was cheap, cheap, cheap and put in a ½″ diameter conduit (which he had in abundance left over from past projects) instead of buying the ¾″ that would have made pulling that very stiff, solid core wire so much easier.  What was he thinking?!?!?  No need, again today, for a workout at the gym.  By sauna time, the RV wires were connected in the barn’s new subpanel, the main pedestal was cut down to size, and the trenches were backfilled.

 


1 September 2018

During our morning constitutional, had a nice chat with Mike Many while Shlomo was playing chase with Mike’s dog, Mindy.  Mike has ordered the steel for the barn standing seam roof.  Hopefully the metal will arrive this week…  Finished trimming off the rafters whose level cuts were below the bottom of the outlooks.  Then painted flat black the middle 4″ of the outlooks and rafter level cuts in the middle 12′ on each side of the barn.  This is a trick that Perry taught me long ago: painted black where the soffit vents are installed, the rafters and outlooks become invisible when you look up through the vents.  Then put the final trim pieces on the bottom of the cupola.  Once again the Kubota’s forks were very handy, raising the cupola high enough for working comfortably underneath.

 

31 August 2018

Power to the People, Baby!!!  Rob Cormier and Chesley Deering from Peck Electric got here about 8:30 and proceeded to do their magic, resulting in 242 volts of electrons flowing into the barn two hours later, with the entire installation in full compliance with the National Electrical Code.  Yes, you read that right, 242 volts… apparently Green Mountain Power was being generous today… and so much for my concerns about voltage drop using 6 AWG wire for the hot leads.  After the guys left, I put the penultimate coat of white paint on what will be the exposed side of the soffit boards.  Then I ran some electrical wire, getting three outlets and two lights working by whiskey drinking time.  Turns out that the wooden outlet boxes I inserted into the south and west concrete walls are about ⅟₃₂″ too short for the receptacles I bought.  Doesn’t sound like much, but doesn’t fit means doesn’t fit.  However, a little work with the flush cut saw and a chisel soon rectified that small problem.


29 August 2018

Heat index this afternoon was 102°.  For some reason that directly impacted energy levels and the strength of the lake’s siren call.  Trimmed off two of the too-low rafter level cuts before the heat got too bad this morning.  Rolled a first coat of paint on what will be the exposed side of the soffit boards.  Zip® and Vycor® taped the cupola roof seams.  Crafted four Koma® corners for the cupola.  Sweated bullets!  Went in the lake with Shlomo.  Called it a day.


28 August 2018

Finished putting in the outlooks, again using the tractor / forklift, my Little Giant, and Goose Creek’s 20 foot aluminum plank to create an unsafe at any speed walkway from which to access the north side soffit region.  Noted that several of the rafter “level” cuts will have to be planed down before the soffits can be installed, as those rafters protrude below the bottom of the outlooks.  Glen Peck stopped by mid-morning to get a final list of the electrical materials he will be providing in order to run power from the main pedestal into the barn.  Glen talked me into using two runs of 6 AWG wire for the power feed, which will provide 240 volt / 60 amp service to the barn.  I thought (based on previous calculations) that I needed one run of 4 AWG to provide 110 volts / 60 amps and keep voltage drop below 3%.  Obviously there is a reason Glen is a master electrician, as expected voltage drop with his configuration is 2.9%... and if some son / grandson ever wants to use the barn for a shop, 240 volt power will already be available.  Heat index most of today was 96°, so obviously was time to mow the lawn… then jump in the lake!


27 August 2018

It was an outlook kind of day.  But before launching back into that project, figured I’d finish putting the fascia on the cupola.  Grabbed a few Cortex® screws from an open box only to discover (much too late to extract them) that they were 2¾″ vice the 2″ screws that were the length needed.  Mr. Angle Grinder to the rescue once again.  Though it was horribly hot and humid, by the end of the sweat-soaked day all the outlooks were installed on the east, south, and west sides of the barn.  Also done was the repair to the alienated rafter on the west side that was missing a significant chunk.  Had to get creative in putting up “staging” to reach the outlooks on the north end of the west side… but that’s why we have a tractor / forklift.

 

26 August 2018

Perry here from 9 to 1.  No surprise, after a good night’s sleep, he figured out the staircase second section cuts with only moderate teeth gnashing.  While Perry was producing stringers, I assembled a cantilevered landing for the lower end of the section staircase section.  That assemblage has a nice art deco feel to it, being made from the cut ends (retrieved this morning from the burn pile) of the 16″ LVLs that were used for the overhead door header.  Mike Many came by to talk about the Colonial Red standing seam metal roof that he and Pikey (his son and roofing partner) will be putting on the barn and cupola.  After Perry left I finished making and then installed the treads for the second staircase section.  By sauna time, the staircase was complete, absent a railing that may or may not get installed sometime in the indefinite future.

 

25 August 2018

Perry and I worked all the live long day building the barn staircase.  Putting in the landing… no problem, though the pieces of Advantech® I had been saving for the landing proved too small for the purpose (though they were big enough to become stair treads; waste not, want not).  But I had ordered “extra” Advantech® from Goodro’s yesterday, so crafting the right-sized piece was easy… after we spent some time figuring out that there would be enough left over for all the stair treads.  Laying out and crafting the stringers for the first section of the staircase (from the concrete floor up to the landing) equally easy.  But then, while I was busy cutting and installing the 12″ wide stair treads for the first section, Perry encountered a major conundrum with the stringers for the second section (from the landing up to the loft).  His carpenter’s calculator said the rise for each step should be 7 ⁹/₁₆″, vice the 7 ⅝″ that we used for the first section.  Note the 1/₁₆″ difference between those two values.  Perry laid out and cut the “test tickle” stringer using a 7 ⅝″ rise.  Way too big!  So he laid out the stinger (but didn’t cut it!) using 7 ⁹/₁₆″.  Obviously way too small.  So we did the math longhand and, lo and behold, the correct riser height should be 7 19/₃₂″.  How the heck are you supposed to achieve that kind of tolerance with a handheld circular saw?!?!  We hope to find out tomorrow…

 

24 August 2018

While doing layout for the outlooks on the south side, rediscovered that the barn measures 24 feet 2 inches long.  That is a number, you may recall, that is not evenly divisible by 8 feet (the length of the ½″ MDO soffit boards).  Bother!!!!  So, will have to scab in a 2″ piece of MDO and hope that enough caulk (carpenter in a tube, as Perry is wont to say) and paint will hide the hack job.  Got some more outlooks installed in the morning, then Steve came back in the afternoon to help finish putting on the fascia and feature strips.  During that process, discovered that space aliens had taken a bite out of one of the west side rafters.  Sure wish I had noticed that before the roof sheathing went on…  Goodro’s delivered the 2x12’s and ¾″Advantech® that will become the barn staircase.


23 August 2018

Put up outlooks on the east (overhead door) side of the barn all morning.  Amazing how little was accomplished in those 3 hours.  To be efficient that job really needs two people: one doing the cutting and one screwing the outlooks into place.  Steve Ingram came over after lunch to help install Koma® fascia and feature strip boards.  Now, because what happens in the barn stays in the barn, I won’t tell you how many times we had to cut a certain feature strip board before we got one to fit properly in its assigned spot.  Suffice it to say that, by quitting time, the fascia and feature strips were beautifully installed on the east and north (driveway) sides of the barn… and the roof edges on those two sides had been nailed down.


22 August 2018

After a fair bit of rain last night, the inside of the barn was completely dry this morning.  Zippity doo dah, miracles do happen!!!!  Spent the morning removing (with help from the evil Mr. Angle Grinder) the varmint and flying insect barriers from the inside of the cupola openings, fabricating new hardware cloth and aluminum screen pieces, then installing those new pieces on the outside of the cupola openings… where they should have been placed originally to prevent birds from nesting on the opening ledges.  Two steps back and another step forward…  After lunch, back-primed the ½″ MDO boards that are destined to become the barn soffits.  Note: back-priming is a technical term for color coating my hands, arms, and (don’t ask) hair while, in theory, sealing the edges and back of the wood against water damage.


21 August 2018

Took roller in hand and applied Behr Premium Plus® exterior satin enamel ultra pure white paint to what will be the exposed faces of the Koma® fascia and feature strip boards.  While hard to prove, am pretty sure I got more paint on the boards than on me.  Started out using the east side staging as an impromptu drying rack, but quickly discovered (and not in a good way) that there was a lot of detritus cascading from surrounding trees even with the light winds we were experiencing.  So made a drying rack inside the barn out of my Little Giant and 6 foot step ladders.  Any port in a storm…


20 August 2018

Figured it would be quick work to remove the panic boards (2x4’s nailed horizontally close to the roof edge to keep sliding bodies from going on a long plummet back to mother earth) and finish the last bit of Zip System® taping.  Wrong!  First step was to reattach the wall jacks (with Chree’s help) so that I could safely access the roof edge.  Then Steve Ingram stopped by to check on progress and schedule time to help with putting up the fascia, feature strip, and soffit boards.  By early afternoon had the panic boards down and all the taping done, so moved on to drilling holes in the roof for the cupola securing bolts and attaching a lamp holder to the top of the hip post, which should give us a neat lighting effect through the cupola’s openings.  While doing those tasks, noticed a couple of sheathing nails that had missed their intended roof rafters.  Then I spotted a few more…  And then I found that the inside of the southwest corner looked like a pin cushion from the inside of the barn.  Fortunately, most (but not all) of the errantly shot nails were clear of places covered by tape or Vycor®.  By the time all of those bad nails had been driven back out, moved over, driven back in, and the resulting sheathing damage covered with more Zip® tape, ye olde legs again were having some kind of out of body experience.


19 August 2018

Spent the day applying Zip System® flashing tape to the barn roof seams.  Also ran 12″ wide Vycor® waterproofing membrane the entire length of each hip seam.  By quitting time ye olde legs were pretty much dead from walking around on the 6:12 pitch roof all day, maybe aggravated just a bit by much wild dancing at the Burlington High School Class of 1968 50th reunion last night.

17 August 2018

Ty and Doug here before 7, per usual.  They soon had the people door (as opposed to the overhead door) installed.  I dug out the Kwikset® door handles and double dead-bolt lockset bought ages ago for that door only to discover (after I had destroyed the blister pack packaging in which they were housed) that the dead bolts were not the Smart Key® variety that allows yours truly to re-key the tumblers instead of having to call a locksmith to have that done.  Grumble, bitch, moan!!!!  Meanwhile, the two geese moved on to putting in the five Anderson 400-series C14 windows.  They had the first one 75% installed when I noticed it was opening in the wrong direction.  Seems some homeowner had forgotten to tell Ty and Doug that there were three left-hand opening and two right-hand opening windows, so Murphy’s Law in action, they had just grabbed the top box (by happenstance a right-hand window) and put it in where a left-hand window was intended.  Double grumble, bitch, moan!!!!  And, of course, when those windows get nailed in Anderson intends for them to be there for eternity, i.e., getting them back out again without destroying the flange is a major challenge.  Luckily this weren’t the first rodeo for the two geese!  Late morning the Goodro’s truck arrived with $2,200 worth of Koma® PVC trim and ½″ MDO (medium density oriented strand board) for the barn.  Expensive, yes, but well worth the cost because that trim will never rot and the Koma and MDO hold onto paint like forever.  Just before lunch, as it was starting to rain, Doug gave the cupola roof a shave around the edges.  The guys also ripped the MDO into 22¼″ x 96″ strips that will become the barn soffits.  After lunch, we ripped a bevel the length of a bunch of the Koma®, thus creating the fascia and feature strip boards.  By 1:30 we had sorted out tools, loaded much of the Goose Creek variety into Ty’s and Doug’s trucks, and the two geese flew off into the sunset… just as Perry arrived to check on progress and schedule a time for us to build the staircase up to the barn loft area.  He also made an excellent suggestion about how to harmoniously transition the cedar shingles on the west wall to meet those on the north wall.