15 April 2018

Spring has sprung; the grass ain’t ris.
Do you wonder where the flowers is?
Underneath the snow and ice, he says.


14 April 2018

Since we’re under a winter weather advisory today for sleet, snow, and freezing rain and I was feeling kind of masochistic macho, figured I’d try to get a few more stumps dug out.  Actually was successful for the first half dozen, including the second-largest stump needing removal, which was the stump for the maple whose core was rotten.  But, after two hours I was back to trying to dig completely frozen ground and was, myself, completely frozen.  In keeping with that theme, Fern Lake also is still completely frozen.


12 April 2018

Perry made several trips to cut up and haul away the hardwood trees that he will use for firewood.  (Chree and I already have many years supply of hardwood logs destined for our wood stove.)  While Perry was busy chain sawing, I started to dig out the stumps left from yesterday’s mutant ninja beaver attack.  Turns out winter isn’t quite over here in Vermont… the ground is still frozen (solid!!!!) from the surface down 6″.  I mean solid, like concrete.  Got a few stumps out where the sun has been penetrating, but the rest will have to wait for warmer weather… except for the largest stump (of course!) that appears to be wrapped around a monster boulder, both of which will need a non-Kubota excavator to dislodge.


11 April 2018

With the approved Zoning Permit and Mr. Jonsered in hand, set out to attack the stand of trees where the barn will be situated, formerly the location of the barbeque pit that Chree, Geisha, and Shlomo dug back in June 2009.  First step was to move two piles of “used-but-good” lumber being stored under black tarps in that area.  Pulled the tarps off and found many furry creatures inhabiting the Trump Tower of mice nests.  Properly encouraged, the mice scampered away, inevitably going to join their not so wealthy cousins living in Delores.  With the exception of one 70 feet tall maple, all two dozen or so trees were easily taken down without coming anywhere near Delores or other fragile objects, i.e., yours truly..  The aforementioned last tree was leaning severely to the west… and needed to come down in an easterly direction, as destroying the house main power panel was not, I thought, a good idea.  So, set up my tall extension ladder, very gingerly climbed to the top (thinking, as I ascended, “Chree isn’t home, so if I fall off this thing I am totally fill in the blank.”), and attached my 100 feet x ¼″ steel cable.  With the other end of the cable fastened to the tractor backhoe, put a lot of tension on the tree.  So far, so good!  Made the front cut, then started the plunge cut to define the felling hinge.  The chainsaw went through the middle of the tree like there was nothing there because… there was nothing there, i.e, the tree was totally rotted out.  Understand that when pulling a tree down in a direction radically different than the one it naturally wants to go, a solid, extra thick felling hinge is absolutely critical.  Understand, too, that pulling a tree down with the tractor normally is a two person job… one not-too-bright gutsy lumberjack running the chainsaw and a life insurance beneficiary driving the tractor.  So, in baseball parlance, the count was 0 and 2… and Delores and I were just a tad bit nervous.  But, nothing ventured, nothing gained, so I cut the trigger (the small portion of the felling cut that is left intact until ready to drop the tree), then ran, not walked, to the tractor and drove away.  Five minutes after the tree hit the ground (right, I might add, where it was supposed to), Perry arrived…  No surprise, after using a chainsaw all day for the first time in six months, I was pretty much knackered by this point.  So, while Perry cut up and hauled away hardwood firewood, I downed one of the best tasting whiskey and gingers ever… and 1,600 mg of Ibuprofen.

 

 

3 April 2018

Heard back from Tim Comes that 2x4 studs will be fine for the barn walls.  However, each of the roof hips will need to be double 1¾″ x 14″ LVL (laminated veneer lumber) beams.  Those critters be H E A V Y!!!!  My back is hurting already…  Even heavier (though the tractor forklift should be able to place them in position), the 16 feet wide barn door header will have to be double 1¾″ x 16″ LVL’s.

2 April 2018

Finalized (yeah, right!!!!) the barn design and submitted it to Tim Comes, one of the owners of Goodro Lumber, my favorite place to spend an inheritance.  Tim, in turn, submitted the plan to a structural engineer to answer the weighty question of the day: Given the barn roof design snow load of 57,330 pounds (yes, those white fluffy things do get kinda heavy hereabouts) can the barn be built with 2x4 studded walls or will 2x6 studded walls be required?

26 March 2018

Met with Mary Anne Sullivan, the Town of Leicester Zoning Administrator, to submit an application to construct the barn / third garage (why stop at two?) / auxiliary storage building that is desperately needed to house the man-toys that have accumulated.  All was going too smoothly until Mary Anne noted that neither Chree (the official landowner) nor I (the applicant) had signed the application.  My part was easy.  Chree, in Middlebury at the gym, had her ears on (fortunately!) and stopped by the town office on her way home before Mary Anne left at noon.  Fortunate, because Mary Anne is only there on Monday mornings.  Is this screw-up and rapid fix a harbinger of things to come.  Stay tuned…